How to write a Sext that doesn't suck
My favorite:
"My flannel panties would look good on your bedroom floor next to your long johns.
-Canadian sext."
It's deflating to send a deliciously descriptive sext and get a one-word reply: "Cool."
Pearls before swine.
This funny article pokes fun at Jeff Bezos' lame sext and gives helpful tips for sexting.
"Billionaires: They really are just like us. (Though, frankly, we’re a little disappointed; what good is it being the richest man in the world if you have to sext like the rest of us? You’d think he could’ve at least holographed his junk.)"
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for me, don't use excessively long run on sentences full of adjectives.
Janiesuper
Level 6
Feb 19, 2019
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I don't do sexting. It's a waste of time for me.
DenoPenno
Level 9
Feb 18, 2019
2
Very funny!
But soft! What light through yonder phone breaks? It is the east, and Juliet's texts are the sun!
She speaks...yet she says nothing. What of that?
greyeyed123
Level 7
Feb 18, 2019
3
The flannel sheets are on the floor with the down comforter because our lovemaking is so hot.
now that's a Canadian sext
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Feb 18, 2019
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