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How to write a Sext that doesn't suck

My favorite:

"My flannel panties would look good on your bedroom floor next to your long johns.

-Canadian sext."

It's deflating to send a deliciously descriptive sext and get a one-word reply: "Cool."

Pearls before swine.

This funny article pokes fun at Jeff Bezos' lame sext and gives helpful tips for sexting.

"Billionaires: They really are just like us. (Though, frankly, we’re a little disappointed; what good is it being the richest man in the world if you have to sext like the rest of us? You’d think he could’ve at least holographed his junk.)"

[huffpost.com]

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LiterateHiker 9 Feb 18
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That's a good read.
So I guess, you must me from Ireland, cuz my penis is Dublin, isn't that great. Dang!

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for me, don't use excessively long run on sentences full of adjectives.

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ROFL!! I will admit that I have no one with whom I would exchange sexting, but if I did, I might have to steal this one!

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I don't do sexting. It's a waste of time for me.

@DenoPenno

Very funny!

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That was a good, and funny, article. I have yet to think up a good sext, (sigh).

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Never done it.

3

But soft! What light through yonder phone breaks? It is the east, and Juliet's texts are the sun!

She speaks...yet she says nothing. What of that?

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Don't you want to have a suck in a sext?

....asking for a friend.

It depends on what you are talking about sucking ...lol

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Now if I only had someone to sext with...?

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Yet another chapter for "The Book".
😉

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The flannel sheets are on the floor with the down comforter because our lovemaking is so hot.
now that's a Canadian sext

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Been doing it wrong this whole time!!

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I've been doing it wrong! Lol.

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