My favorite:
"My flannel panties would look good on your bedroom floor next to your long johns.
-Canadian sext."
It's deflating to send a deliciously descriptive sext and get a one-word reply: "Cool."
Pearls before swine.
This funny article pokes fun at Jeff Bezos' lame sext and gives helpful tips for sexting.
"Billionaires: They really are just like us. (Though, frankly, we’re a little disappointed; what good is it being the richest man in the world if you have to sext like the rest of us? You’d think he could’ve at least holographed his junk.)"
Your thoughts?
for me, don't use excessively long run on sentences full of adjectives.
I don't do sexting. It's a waste of time for me.
Very funny!
But soft! What light through yonder phone breaks? It is the east, and Juliet's texts are the sun!
She speaks...yet she says nothing. What of that?
The flannel sheets are on the floor with the down comforter because our lovemaking is so hot.
now that's a Canadian sext