Happy birthday! It is my birth month as well, and as a single, older lady - I actually do not lie about my age. This is not gray hair, these are not wrinkles. They are battle scars and I wear them proudly.

Happy Birthday! I just turned 60 in January, in fact pointed out to Admin that my age had not changed on my profile, they fixed it. I NEVER lie about my age, I'm damn proud of it. First, I don't look 60. Second, my mom never made it to 60 so I relish every year, every day that I get. Third, what the hell, age is only a number, it isn't WHO I am, just a reflection of the number of hears I've walked on this earth.

Happy birthday to you!
squashed tomatoes and stew,
bread and butter in the gutter,
Happy Birthday to you

Happy 29th Birthday!

As a funny, related, aside: I just saw a picture on a dating site of a gal who was, judging by the picture, somewhere between 30 and 40... the listed age? 59! Um, sure.

Similarly, (or is that conversely?) I see pictures of ladies that are apparetntly much older than their reported age... now, this could be a statement of wear, tear, and care (or lack thereof). I have read reports/studies of people who have lived hard lives and seen pictures to show that they appear to be decades older than their actual age (some severe cases were 20-somethings who looked to be in their 40s or 50s due to drug abuse). In short: this goes both ways!

And, just for the record: I truly beleive that in this day and age there are partners out there for every make and model, just be honest and you will make an honest pairing!

No matter which, have a great time on your Birthday!

Happy birthday! FWIW, I've never lied about my age, but then I ran out of f*s to give a long time ago.

Ok I won't tell you I never lied about my age. It was adding a few years at the time though.

My toughest birthday was age 25 I hadn't achieved what I'd anticipated. Since then I've celebrated most years - having survived another year - well done me!

And Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!!!!

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Goddamn Birthday.

Why do we notice birthdays EVERY year? What's the point? It would mean more if it were maybe every other year. From my friends, it seems that it's a ruse to beg gifts out of your husband. Or--to torture your youngsters that nobody wants to see and beg gifts out of their "friends." And adults? The only person who cares how old you are is the insurance person and the government or physician. Celebrations mean so much more when they are sincere.

I have never lied about my age just because it has never been a problem to me. Happy to be 58 in April unfortunately got a long wait for my bus pass tho'

Well Happy Birthday! You are obviously already a year wiser since you are here as a non believer with the rest of us heathens!

I occasionally have to herd three dachshunds and when all else fails, throwing a piece or two of food out the back door will drive them out just because of the intense competition.

Well,Happpy Bday regardless of all the shit happening around you

Happy birthday......

HApPy BiRThDaY!!!!
I used to have a dachshund and she chose to choose the indoors more often than not for her toileting needs. saves their lives they are so adorable.

Cute puppies, and have a great day.

Oh and happy birthday ????

Age is a relative concept if you think about it it's only a number. You in theory can choose any number you like.

More than 19 million people have a birthday today.

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Happy Birthday. hugs and kisses.

I never lie about my age because I don't look my age. The last time I got carded was when I turned 50.

I loved your post: "Goddamnit! I just realized it's my birthday!. Every year, on every site, gotta knock another year off....(and single, older ladies, please don't tell me you would never lie about your age!)."

I am a lier about my age. I've told so many lies about my age, I often cannot remember how old I really am. For decades I said I was much older - as a joke on my vain BFF, at first. Then, I became addicted to the line: "WOW - you look marvelous for your age." I was with my mom, once, and a friend admired my mom's youthfulness. Mom annouced her age, with pride. My friend wondered aloud how could I be my age, then? Cat got let out of the bag. Ha. Ha.

On devious dachunds: Our Trinka was a devious little imp. May she rest in peace.

Think of doggie poo as do-dos, not shit. It takes the sting out the process - A propaganda styled reframing - of words, per se. Hope the rain stops, soon.

Fun post. Darling doggies.