Goddamnit! I just realized it's my birthday!. Every year, on every site, gotta knock another year off....(and single, older ladies, please don't tell me you would never lie about your age!).
It's been raining 40 days and 40 nights, and my sadistic and devious dachshunds will NOT go outside. Potty pads everywhere! Maybe I should pretend they are leaving me little presents instead of, well, you know, shit....
I loved your post: "Goddamnit! I just realized it's my birthday!. Every year, on every site, gotta knock another year off....(and single, older ladies, please don't tell me you would never lie about your age!)."
I am a lier about my age. I've told so many lies about my age, I often cannot remember how old I really am. For decades I said I was much older - as a joke on my vain BFF, at first. Then, I became addicted to the line: "WOW - you look marvelous for your age." I was with my mom, once, and a friend admired my mom's youthfulness. Mom annouced her age, with pride. My friend wondered aloud how could I be my age, then? Cat got let out of the bag. Ha. Ha.
On devious dachunds: Our Trinka was a devious little imp. May she rest in peace.
Think of doggie poo as do-dos, not shit. It takes the sting out the process - A propaganda styled reframing - of words, per se. Hope the rain stops, soon.
Fun post. Darling doggies.
My Husky mix is oblivious to weather, she likes it all.
I never lie about my age although I have a male friend who does. Wait, I did lie to buy booze when I was a teenager. If I found out someone I was dating lied about their age, it would be a problem.