Goddamnit! I just realized it's my birthday!. Every year, on every site, gotta knock another year off....(and single, older ladies, please don't tell me you would never lie about your age!).
It's been raining 40 days and 40 nights, and my sadistic and devious dachshunds will NOT go outside. Potty pads everywhere! Maybe I should pretend they are leaving me little presents instead of, well, you know, shit....
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Happy Birthday!
My Husky mix is oblivious to weather, she likes it all.
I never lie about my age although I have a male friend who does. Wait, I did lie to buy booze when I was a teenager. If I found out someone I was dating lied about their age, it would be a problem.
shockwaverider
Level 8
Mar 1, 2018
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I can't see the point, my 57th birthday march the 5th
LeighShelton
Level 8
Mar 1, 2018
1
You are a man! That's the point!
so your saying age is only a woman thing perhaps? I can't see the point in worrying because everything ages.
I have never lied about my age just because it has never been a problem to me. Happy to be 58 in April unfortunately got a long wait for my bus pass tho'
Tiffanny
Level 6
Mar 1, 2018
3
I loved your post: "Goddamnit! I just realized it's my birthday!. Every year, on every site, gotta knock another year off....(and single, older ladies, please don't tell me you would never lie about your age!)."
I am a lier about my age. I've told so many lies about my age, I often cannot remember how old I really am. For decades I said I was much older - as a joke on my vain BFF, at first. Then, I became addicted to the line: "WOW - you look marvelous for your age." I was with my mom, once, and a friend admired my mom's youthfulness. Mom annouced her age, with pride. My friend wondered aloud how could I be my age, then? Cat got let out of the bag. Ha. Ha.
On devious dachunds: Our Trinka was a devious little imp. May she rest in peace.
Think of doggie poo as do-dos, not shit. It takes the sting out the process - A propaganda styled reframing - of words, per se. Hope the rain stops, soon.
Fun post. Darling doggies.
JLStucky
Level 3
Mar 1, 2018
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sandyw1952
Level 6
Mar 1, 2018
2
love this. I'm so old I saw the Beatles in concert when I was 12.
I occasionally have to herd three dachshunds and when all else fails, throwing a piece or two of food out the back door will drive them out just because of the intense competition.
Silver1wun
Level 7
Mar 1, 2018
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That's a good idea for the dogs. They should go out, otherwise they aren't really dogs... 
You have dachshunds, too!! and @silver1wun dachshunds don't want to get their paws wet and start shaking at temps under 70
@LIB75002 My kids have three. They have wardrobes.
i don't lie about my age yet but perhaps i will eventually???
DelilahJones33
Level 6
Mar 1, 2018
1
I didn't when I was your age. Not until I became single 5 years ago.
Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!
DelilahJones33
Level 6
Mar 1, 2018
0
Thanks. I needed that!
EricTrommater
Level 9
Mar 1, 2018
0
That's a fricking cat!
@LIB75002 you're not wrong..
Happy Birthday! I just turned 60 in January, in fact pointed out to Admin that my age had not changed on my profile, they fixed it. I NEVER lie about my age, I'm damn proud of it. First, I don't look 60. Second, my mom never made it to 60 so I relish every year, every day that I get. Third, what the hell, age is only a number, it isn't WHO I am, just a reflection of the number of hears I've walked on this earth.
HippieChick58
Level 9
Mar 1, 2018
5
Welcome to the Big Six Zero then.... Big 60!!!! hugs and kisses to you to HipChick!!!
@GipsyOfNewSpain...Not 60. I lie, ain't telling the truth.
@LIB75002 Does not matter... happy and happy birthday. It is all good.
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