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Are snakes with apples always up to no good?

TamNov 4 Mar 6
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What a stereotype...I happen to be a snake, and will gladly offer you this shiny apple if you want it. Nah wait...that's right I'm not a snake anymore...(the rest is left to your imagination).

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Pretty well. I got given a cup with " up to no good" printed on it. I've got pears too

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If you ever see a snake enjoying a nice, crisp, sweet apple instead of a dusty, flea-infested mouse or a bony, scaley lizard, you may presume with reasonable certainty that something is amiss and would want to find an alternate route home.

...Especially if you’re carrying a bag of apples.

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Absolutely not they just got the first bad publicity and smear by the worst publication ever lol!

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What do ya mean by "snakes with apples"?

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Yes, as are women named Eve.

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Very biblical discussion. On my biodiversity sanctuary there are many deadly snakes.I am careful to show them no aggression at all.They are more intelligent than we tend to think.Twice I've known of snakes taking revenge when someone kills one.(in this area)

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Most snakes are ok. I make it a rule not to mess with the ones who talk though.

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Humm depends on if the Apple is fermented or not and how many shrooms I ate before I would talk to me lol

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I never thought snakes, or apples, to be a problem. Both good in my book !

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You will not have to worry about being bitten. It only gives belief to those who believe that it really happened in the Garden of Eden and is the result of God's Punishment for. I think Alice in Wonderland is more entertaining.

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Sometimes they are nearly vegan snakes. No one ever considers that though.

Thom Level 3 Mar 6, 2018
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Carn't really blame a snake for trying to eat healthy ya know. Its the talking snakes that freak me the fuk out.

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Only snakes that intice women to eat apples seem to be a problem.

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A fruit eating snake, think it would choose a banana would be easier to ingest.

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"snakes" and "fruit" are symbolic, not meant to be literal...and no one can quote "Fall of Man" from the Bible, but "you are to be like gods."

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Some postulate the apple is a metaphor for knowlege. And in religion knowledge is evil because it forces the bearer of it to think for themselves and not be subjugated. The snake tempts with knowledge. I think the snake is a teacher who offers a different view when learning is taboo. In some places learning is still believed to be evil, when in fact, it is quite the opposite.

Gohan Level 7 Mar 6, 2018
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I like snakes. If one actually brought me an apple that would be cool. Pie would be better.

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They are just hungry. But since I don't like snakes, yes.

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If a snake started talking to me, the last thing on my mind would be apples.

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Yuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

Stuffed with apple or on the side?

@EricTrommater stuffed of course..

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Almost as bad as clowns with toupees.

godef Level 7 Mar 6, 2018
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Only the talking snakes with apples are up to no good, the non talking snakes are ok....

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It depends if they are on a plane or not

LOL. I knew that was coming from some one.

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Evangelicals get upset when you call the snake a snake. Since it had legs (later to be lost) they call it a "serpent." (Some people even call a snake a serpent.)Then they get into this rant about how a serpent is NOT a snake and they go on talking about this as though it was an actual event. Well, it has to be an actual event because if it was not there would be no reason for salvation from anything at all and no reason for Jesus. No reason for this Jesus to be killed except that all this nonsense when put together explains it in a dramatic way. Blood, guts, and remission. Set this aside and you have a man with an earthly genealogy whom a few thought might be the long prophesied leader and earthly Messiah. Sorry. If that was so, then you killed him.

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