I've been attending some grief meetings at a church ( none elsewhere ) The Woman in charge ( nicely ) offered me a Bible to read to help with my grief. They know I am not religious. How would YOU respond ? ( I have never opened a bible in my life )
Well, you were in a church. If you were in a bar. Someone may have offered you a drink. Just politely refuse it and move on.
That's what I did
I had a similar answer, as well. "No thanks. I have already read it."
I'd put it next to my Book of Mormon as being equally fanciful.
As Alan Watts once remarked, the bible is inspired, but not as a revelation of a supernatural entity, but as insights of mortals as to the human condition as best as they thought to express it.
All the best to you in dealing with your grief. Think of their gesture as no more troubling than a "Bless you" after you sneeze. It's not as if we fear their so-called revealed knowledge.
1400 years ago
LOL - thank you
I would turn it down.
WOW ! His hair !
The last time I was in a church, it was a wedding. While waiting for everything to start, my friend picks up a bible and starts looking through it. I leaned over and said, "he dies on page 327".
LOL
If you have already read it tell them what you got from it.But be careful with your opinions,I have found religious people to be easily offended. If you havent, read it. Its a worth while experience and a chance to get a real perspective. I was brought up reading the bible for the sabbath. I found it to be nothing more than a book of superstition,fiction and fables, some nice sentiments and crazy conundrums,but at least I can say I've read it. Life is an adventure of experiences challenge them all.
now that's diligence in research into the paranormal
You politely say no thank you.
yes, i did
Culd always use it as toilet paper in a pinch.
Bwahaha! And if you're lucky...that gold leaf around the edges could give your bum a little sparkle!
Take it. It can always be used in an emergency to roast marshmallows or heat coffee.
oh shoot - i could use it for the campfire - yes
" I prefer national geographic" wouldn't go down too well unless she was thinking of boring you to sleep. [ pretty hard reading to say the least]
Yes, I told her I don't understand the language. Doesn't make any sense to me
Take it into your hands and then yell, "It burns! It burns! What have you done to me!". Then drop it on the floor and frantically run out the door. You know? Just for levity. Or maybe not.
that's funny
those flimsy sheets make good rolling papers in a pinch!!
Someone else said that too ! LOL
If you had read it before, I would say politely refuse. BUT if you don't already have a copy, it is known as "The Atheist's Handbook" for a reason. Every atheist ought to have one, just for laughs if nothing else. BTW, most christians have not opened one in their life either. They just take their preacher's word for what it says.
WOW - Some people are sooo naive !
Read it. I have highlighted all of the sex scenes.
There is quite a lot of UGLY sex stuff in there, actually, but i am sticking to cheap modern porn for my light reading!
Thank them and use it as a resource to show just how wrong a belief in God is.
Next time You Have a barbeque....lots of paper!
“No thanks I already hv books at home”. Hahahahaha
I would take it and then put it in recycling. One more gone.
Accept it and, if you haven't already, read it. If it is not King James, or the standard Jewish Publication Society if it is a Torah or Tanakh, if you were at a synagogue, use those for comparison. There are almost as many ideosynchratic versions out there as there are sects.