that. Is. Weird.

I took my son and his friend to McDonalds drive-through. I asked for two twist cones. She said, "We don't have those." So I asked for two chocolate cones. She said, "We have chocolate and vanilla swirled together. Is that ok?" I was unable to drive because they were laughing so hard.

The stoning scene from the Life of Brian.

I love it!!

when i was 16 we went down to the local rec and drank a bottle of malt whiskey between 4 of us. we were hanging at the playground and the most beautiful young thing [14] gets into the baby swing. we push her and are having a great time . she decides to get out and CAN"T no way no how and we were too drunk to help. laugh o my dog till we cried

this tea tastes like shit austin

Well it's not the funniest but since it's stuck in my head for over 40 years I would say that it's funny enough to be that memorable and shareable. Graffiti on a bathroom wall at the University of Michigan: "Oral intercourse for cunning linguists"

Blue and green should never be seen, unless there's something inbetween. What a load of bullshit.

In Yellowstone, viewing wildlife from the road like everyone else. At one pullout, people stopped to see a coyote off in a field, so we do too. An RV from Florida pulls up, and as soon as the door is opened at all, a small white fluffy dog lit out after the coyote, yapping like a nut. Everyone there watched the silly dog go after the wild dog, who turned and headed towards the woods. The white poodle kept after it, and then the coyote seemed to stop and think, why am I running. He waited for the poodle and grabbed it effortlessly in it's jaws and continued into the woods with lunch. A white haired woman descended the RV steps, arm raised, crying "Fifi! My Fifi!"

You came from Adam and Eve...so that means incest was okay? lol!

In one and out the other? I suppose it didn't matter to them which was which. I agree with Maiasaura on this one.

This is pretty freakin' hilarious.

That's the funniest thing I've heard in weeks!

Why not? Sounds handy to me!

I think I know those people... Did they also serve their salad dressing from a douche bag hanging from the chandelier?

Walmartians?

That is funny. A friend of mine turned a ski into a 6 person shot glass. They had to have ecellent timing to all take a shot at the same tim3e.

Wow. Are you sure it was tea?

An old friend back in the day was pulled over while I was with him. The cops told him he was weaving. His response was you can't prove that I don't have a loom here.