Wow, some great answers. And here my sophmoric brain went to tatooing a penis on Trumps face, and shaving off whatever that is on his head. Then it got darker. Rounding up all the crooks in DC, zip-tying them together back to back in a circle and delivering them to Mueller's office.....or Gitmo. In my defense, I have the flu.
I'd probably go to a secluded beach and pamper myself with no tan lines, good music, a good book and some lovely drinks for the day. Just me, the beach, the waves and the sun enjoying some one-on-one time together. Afterwards, watch the sunset, go home and eat a nice meal and take a bath. Just a decompress day all to myself.
You bunch of virtue signalling liars!
"I'd go to the library and read a book"
"probably run a bubble bath"
Yh right mate.
More likely to purge, perv, rob or do some other unscrupulous act.
You wouldnt just do some normal everyday sh!t
I'd spend half the time plotting where to hide all the sh!t Id take. :]
Borrow a car, acquire as much cash from banks as possible, hide it, and slowly start improving my financial status. Get some expensive groceries I rarely indulge in. Grab a bunch of premade sandwiches and stuff, and distribute them to homeless people I see in my journeys. Smaller home decorating items that are a bit luxurious.
I'd definitely be tempted to put some "holes" in the local, Teapublican dominated political establishment. I'd probably be unable to actually do it, since I have morals.
I'm being realistic. I don't know how to fly an airplane, it would take to long to drive to DC or NYC to do significant damage to the national political establishment and banking sector, even if I stole a Lotus and a bunch of caffeine pills.
Play a crazy elaborate prank on a bunch of high-profile people all at the same time. It might involve a bit of light theft to accomplish, which I'd be hesitant to do, but I could probably like label stuff and who it belongs to or something so it could all be returned.