Mine would be just like me, but on steroids.

My betta Rusty would be a scrawny, ugly, little punk of a kid. One that could just eat and eat without gaining any weight, that talks smack, and probably listens to wrap. (He's a recent rescue from a pet store that looked about half dead when I first got him but boy is he fiesty now that he has an actual aquarium to swim around in, instead of a little bowl. He's also incredibly ugly, but I like him).

Mine would be a self-absorbed princess believing without a doubt that she deserves everything.

Sassy my German Shepherd would be lying on the couch with the TV on MSNBC in the background. If someone she doesn't know comes to the door to check you out with a few sniffs of your crotch. When satisfied she'll head back to the couch. If there's any food on the counter or if you leave your lunch sitting to go to bathroom she'll jump up on counter and its gone. Mooch dog. No apologies and back to the couch for a snooze.

I don't have a pet..pouts..

Mine (and my daughter's) would spend most of the day asleep only waking to eat and relieve himself (and no this isn't me by the way) he's very timid but runs like Usian Bolt only with shorter legs. If he were human for a day I might have trouble finding a toilet roll tube big enough for him to hide in!!!
Btw he's a hamster

My dog would be my new drinking buddy

My one dog, Pepper, would become Sgt. Pepper, as he likes to be the boss. My other guy, Mitch, would probably be a cab driver.

Annoying as any new human being that is used to be a dog.

Kind of laid back, quiet and a bit nervous at times.

But as long as he doesn't still shit in a tray in the back room, I don't really care!

Mine would play chess and be a good loser.

I tend to overly personify my "vicious, killer, attack chihuahua", anyhow. She would pretty much do what she always does, and be about like a chatty four-year-old who somehow has the intuition of someone much older and wiser. If I am feeling down, she mysteriously knows just what to say or do to cheer me up--even if there are no words. She actually doesn't talk as much as most people would think and proves that stereotypes are not necessarily the truth. She is happy to see me when I return from my travels (to the store, work, etc.), but quickly calms down once I said hello. Trips to go potty are always excitedly announced, and begging for treats is, of course, par for the course, when good behavior has happened.

On the other hand, some of her behaviors, while they would be cute, at first, would annoy me, if coming from a human.

An overweight couch potato who refuses to leave the house.

I get the feeling that my dog would annoy me by being some clingy chick, and my cat would be the sweetest guy ever.

But I’d love them both anyway.

Hahahahaha

horny friendly active ... just like me

My cat would be one of those weirdos who perches on the back of a chair or drapes himself upside down on a sofa. He'd talk and talk and talk and want to go for a run or go climb Mt. Rainier or go haunt a curiosity shop. The kind who can eat anything and stay thin. Occasionally he'll wedge himself into an odd space and sleep. He'd climb things.

Good conversion

Overly entitled - but cute.

The dog would be a hyper two year old, jacked up on pixie styxs. The cat would be one of those silver screen starlets complete with the cigarette holder.

One would be an overweight middle-aged woman who just sits and looks at me all day. Another would be an ADHD teenager on steroids

One would be a gorgeous, smart, funny surfer dude.

The other a femme fatale russian spy. LOL

Intolerable.

I'd make her go to the store and buy me snacks for a change. Then she gives me a bath.

LMAO!! He would have learned how to cook and share the BEST parts of his kills. Usually all that he'd leave for me to see would be feathers, certain entrails or a bunny tail. He was an indoor outdoor kitty that loved me completely and unconditionally. He lived to 16 years old and I still miss him terribly.