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LINK Catholic Church investigating nuns who returned pregnant after Africa trip

It's a miracle! 😁 That whacky God and his plans. πŸ˜›

(Investigate? With all the sexual abuse that goes on, one would think they'd know what happened without needing much thought. smh)

SeaGreenEyez 9 Nov 5
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Very snide and sarcastic LOL here, BUT it looks like these 'Brides Of Christ' actually got to 'consumate their marriage then....LOL.

It's not funny....Vatican enforces celibacy to prevent heirs to church property and valuables....if a renegade priest is getting African women pregnant and now some nuns ....this guy will become a scapegoat for all the rapist priests the Vatican is protecting and aborting the young pregnant girls to kill the evidence

@GreenAtheist You've got be joking " the Vatican ENFORCES celibacy,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
Where do you think at least 50% of the babies adopted out by Catholic Adoption Institutions AFTER the HUGE expose regarding Lime-pits in Convents grounds hit the news in the late 40's?
Prior to that expose, Nuns who fell pregnant to Priests gave birth to their illegitimate babies and the babies were thrown ALIVE into those very same Lime-pits then covered with lime powder to be dissolved away by it.
Catholic Priests have been playing hide the 'holy' salami with Nuns, and Altar/Choir boys, etc, since Priests, Nuns, Monasteries and Convents were invented and THAT IS A KNOWN FACT.
Cardinals, Bishops and POPES themselves have either been regular CUSTOMERS at the Brothels in Rome and elsewhere for Centuries OR even Owners and Operators of Brothels.
Catholic 'celibacy' has always been one the cloaks behind which these Priests, etc, have hidden their foul and nefarious sexual activities for centuries and YES, the Pope and the Vatican HAVE always condoned it, sheltered it, hidden it away UNTIL recently when it WAS finally revealed to the eyes of the world at last.
My attempt at humor WAS based upon the Nuns being proclaimed as "The Brides of Christ" and ALWAYS remaining 'virginal' as such.

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Can’t get too excited about this...asking humans to make vows of celibacy is going against the laws of nature. The church is a total anachronism in the 21st century and needs to be thoroughly reformed (if not abolished completely) for all sexual misconduct and cruelty perpetrated on innocent children over the centuries. Who cares how many nuns get knocked up... not me!

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If the catholic church promoted real sex ed they would know that pregnancy is sexually transmitted!

Rhythm Method is days TO GET PREGNANT but catholic sex addicts don't wait for fertile or infertile days 98% use condoms and pills ignoring both rapist popes and local rapists priests

The Catholic Church is only going to approve birth control with high failure rates, therefore they approve the rhythm method because it is the most likely to not be adhered to and result in pregnancy.
The Catholic Church is one of the most misogynistic organizations on the planet. Women are nothing but baby machines or slaves and are told not to complain or stick up for themselves. My mother in law is a devout Catholic and she is a MESS from having a marriage based on an unplanned pregnancy and then four other children she couldn't afford to take care of. It might be why she has dementia and is in a locked assisted care facility since she keeps wanting to go back to Ireland.
The idea that one has to be celibate for their entire lives to be a devotee of Christ is absolute nonsense too. This attracts individuals with issues surrounding their sexuality and then they wonder why there is child abuse.
The backwardness astounds me.

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Time to call in Maury Povich to determine who the fathers are.

β€œDoes anyone have something they’d like to confess?”

β€œLord, you are NOT the father!”

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I thought they weren't supposed to have meat on Fridays...

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Well, we know it can't be the priests, they only like to diddle little boys. Speaking of that, between the child molestation and the nun sex - whether forced or consensual -- you'd think the catholic church would get the idea that mandatory celibacy in the service of Jebus is a really bad idea.

Unfortunately they can't see the forest for the trees. They won't be able to get more priests and nuns if you take this celibacy requirement away since the people with sexuality issues won't be signing up anymore.

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What the hell it happen to Mary πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Oh, big Sky Daddy realized that poor old Mary was well past her 'Use by Date' I think.

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I'll wait to judge who holds the hypocrisy on this one - the women or the church - as forced sexual relations may have occurred.

Odds on the Nuns will get the whole blame.

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Funny that this was next to my post.

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I thought that was why nuns walked in pairs! So the one nun could make sure the other nun wasn't getting none! 😜

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African Man #1: "So, how does the Holy Sister compare with your other lovers?"

African Man #2: "Nun better!"

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Shouldn't they be investigating the fathers? As usual, the women get the blame and the babies, too.

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Sounds like they spread more then just god's word.

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It's a Murickel!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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This reminded me of a visual joke, I can try to explain so you can write it on paper to check out. First draw a square box, inside the box write the number 3909 (straight line 9 not the hooked 9 format here). To the right of the box, write 3HT. The joke goes, there are 3909 nuns in a convent and one is pregnant. Outside the convent are three horse thieves, who did it? When you turn the paper over and hold it to the light, you get the answer. THE POPE πŸ™‚

good one

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The second and third coming is upon us. This time God is not taking any chances and impregnated two virgins to be born as a human. Last time he was crucified, so this time he will be born in human form as two people in case one of himself get crucified again for mankind's sins, his other self will stay alive and pass on some more of his fairytale knowledge.🀣🀣 Or he may want some more time to party on earth. He has diversified himself so to speak like an investment.

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That’ll be that Jesus bloke they are wedded to. He has a severe weakness for uniform as I understand it.😱

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Was there a star in the sky?

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Maybe God was feeling frisky again. It has been a couple of thousand years! He's God. Why not a threesome? πŸ™‚

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More proof that virgin births DO happen!

Nuns sent to Africa must have been there to help with children....seeing how many beautiful children the priest sired the women talked with the mothers and heard how great the priest is on bed....not like the tribal boys unloving and quick.....motherly nuns now have joined the 2% of catholics who DON'T USE CONDOMS pills IUDs spermicide or opposite rhythm method....probably got pregnant during confession and are duty bound to keep the priests secrets for him

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It's a miracle!

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Hmmm, seems they WERE spreading the Word around quite a bit but forgot to use the bookmark at the right time and place.
Now they'll be saying "Hail Mary, Mother of Christ we tried it your way and BOY it was NICE."

Cum again??

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Guess the big fella was horny again πŸ˜‚

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Convent girls ... had some good times with convent girls ....... like little kids who have never seen a sweetshop suddenly let loose to eat whatever they want ......
never made love with a nun - but who knows .... not as impossible as it one seemed

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Thats "nun" of my business lolol

trx1 Level 4 Nov 7, 2019

NUNsense, ! It's your duty to patriarchal 2 living popes to bear this cross for your holy sisters broken holes

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Vigin birth.

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