Sorry, even under that scenario all the fun people will be elsewhere.

I hope there is an opt out clause

You don't have to not believe in God to just die and revert back to your constituent raw materials either.

There is no way that I would want to spend the rest of eternity in the company of any genocidal maniac of a god with catastrophic anger management issues!

Wait! Do I get options? I want to be with the DOG lovers....not the GOD lovers!

JFC!!
More threats.

Sounds like they are getting hard up for recruits!

He also told a kid that dog's go to heaven. Do we need to take pooperscoopers with us to paradise?

Oh thank heaven for 7-ELEVEN!

Thanks, Frank. What is the case for atheists who were fake baptized (with "we baptize you" ), do they get to go to heaven? And how many angels are there routing traffic for the Internet?

I love it how he assumes that we all would want to go to heaven. No thank you! That'll be a hard pass for me.

It's like Greyhound. You can take the trip and "Leave the believing to us!"

Pope Francis is smart by using underhanded tactics to confuse non religious or for people who is in the labyrinth to believe or not to believe in any God or a religion. Well played Pope Francis. What is heaven or hell anyway when the human body is dead?

Then why bother with following all the christian crap?

If the pope says it, then it must be true. But he forgot to mention that you must also molest altar boys in order to be heaven wotthy. I will pass, though.

I am not sure I am happy with that. If there is a heaven and I get there I do not want to have to put up with the religious nutters. I had enough of them here on earth why would I want to prolong the agony.

O goody! I can spend all of eternity praising a cruel, petty, narcissistic ego-maniac.

Hey thanks, but no thanks

Cool story pope. We still don't believe in it lol. Besides Hell sounds alot more fun.

I am very relieved to hear that.

Jus like oh by the way, I spoke with God... apparently you DOOOOO still go to heaven.

What if you do not believe in heaven? Maybe the Pope's remark is somewhat like "you might not believe in hell but you are going to go there just the same."Whacko logic does not make it so.

Of all the people who should know that there is actually no god, he for sure is one.

Ah, Pope Wanky Franky is yet again practicing his 'back-flips' I see.
Perhaps he's hoping for a medal in the next Olympics Diving Contests?
Part of the tiresome liturgy spewed forth both from the Catlicker (Catholic) Church and the Wholey Babble is that " He who denies the existence of God, disregards/disobeys the Will of God shall be for ALL eternity condemned to burn in the fires of Hell."