I guess he had already created glasses when he created Adam.

LMAO now that's hilarious!!

What a forward tninking God! All those hundreds of thousands of years humans existed with these nasal bones just waiting for glasses to be invented several hundred years ago.

Does it mean if you don't wear glasses you are offending god?

Yep and he also gave a totally useless thing known as an appendix,males got a foreskin that he suddenly decided he did NOT like them having, women got saddled with having menstrual period, menstrual cramps, pre-menstrual stress and tension, meno-pause, breast that only sometimes can do the job of producing milk to feed their babies,babies with head that make birth very difficult, cancers, viruses, germs, bacteria, etc, etc, that are quite capable of KILLING us, floods, droughts, massive destructive Fires, Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Tsunamis, Earthquakes, Volcanoes, shit the list of his gracious 'gifts' is endless is it not?
So let us all HAIL this Mighty, Caring and Loving Sky Daddy and his/her/its boundless generosity....LOL

Did he say bones or boner?

And bad eyesight so that after a couple million years of being eaten by predators, we would invent glasses. Makes sense to me.

And He gave that guy an ass so he'd have a place to store his head

Fuck sake

Ha! I just tried to post this very piece. No wonder it did not take, I guess.
When one lives in a fairy-tale world, anything is possible.

Why didn't he just give us good sight to begin with!?

So he knew which ethnicities would have a greater need for heavier glasses?