Don't ever ask me to come up with one-I'm terrible telling jokes-better at stories

I must add this one. I will have to "lie" since this is in print; you'll understand in a second.

"What is a zebra?"

The largest size they make.

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Hint: Z-bra

I forgot about this one, It's a video dirty joke. (We'll see how the admins. react to this, it's not really nudity.)

A cowboy, an Indian and a black man are standing on a high ridge overlooking the valley below. The Indian outstretches his arm and says, "Once we were many but now we are few." The black man follows and says, "Once we were few but now we are many." The cowboy retorts, "We haven't played cowboys and n.....s yet!