What reasons would they have for admitting you?
Deranged masturbation
Hereditary Predisposition
Immoral life
Overaction of the mind
Overtaxing mental powers
Politics
Bad habits and political excitement
Dissolute habits
Mental excitement
Novel reading
Probably exposure and quackery
Time of life
Vicious vices
Sexual derangement
I suspect that by the standards of the 1800s, I would have all of these mental disorders.