Blackbirds/crows/ravens because they are so amazingly smart.

for just one day? has to be a flyer. Large flyer like a Condor or Eagle. Not interested in Prey. Just Flying High.

patty boyd just so i could drive the boys wild

I ... I would be the lowly pigeon.

You see, as a pigeon, I can shit on all the cute little christians gathered in the parking lot after services just so I could watch them struggle with maintaining their cool in earshot of the congregants.

Pigeon shits on Sheila in the church parking lot: "Oh, no. Would you look at that. Nasty, nasty bird."

Pigeon shits on Sheila in her back yard: "You little sonofabitch. Shit. You're lucky Melvin isn't home. He'd spread your fuckin' guts all over the alley."

Owl. I’d be able to see 360^. No one would be able to sneak up on me. Plus, you don’t have to process your food to eat it. Lol. Eat whole, shit out the rest. You could be di- or nocturnal. While who wouldn’t want to be a great horn or screech owl, but I’d want to be an elf owl and live in cacti.

arctic terns always impressed me with their ?20.000 mile migratory route. I would like to have that durability

I would probably be a wild Parrot due to intelligence, vocal abilities,beautiful colors and the main reason is its vegetarian. I would not want to kill prey

I'm with Edward Abbey: Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and noble height.

An Eagle. They're beautiful birds, graceful, at the top of the food chain, and they have great eyesight, and they're on all our money. Oh, and Abba would sing a song about me.

A flamingo. That's just how I roll. I fly a different path than most.

If I could be a bird, I'd be one of those prehistoric "terror-birds," like the Diatryma. That'd just be fucking badass- chasing my prey on my long hind legs, breaking their necks with my massive beak, carrying on the ferocious legacy of my theropod ancestors...sounds like a fun time to me

A Thunderbird - Thunderbird 5 to be exact, so that I could look down on all those humans knocking the hell out of each other because of their beliefs in different supernatural nonsense

I know that's not what you meant. I love birds. I love nature.

I would be, very specifically, the bald eagle that attacked Trump.

I'd want to be a Gannet, that way I can fly and swim underwater.

A seagul, so I could choose whose head to shit on.

I would be a penguin.

Condor... i love flying. Did it for over 10 years. I figure condors fly high and live in the mountains. That would be cool.