Hard for me to believe god has an average size penis.

Buddha was Siddhartha Gautama, a fellow human being. He was clear, as I have read, that he was not a god, or anything like one. He had a secular epiphany about human suffering, and traveled in order to spread his insight.

When asked to say grace before a meal, I put my hands in a meditative position, and chant, "Buddha, Buddha, Bless the Foodha."

No, god is dog spelled backward.

Fat bottomed girls make the world go round. --- Mr F Mercury

In some cultures fat is beautiful.

God has much whole lot mental health issues

And now, the rest of the story.

No. Buddha is God and all of us can be Buddha. "It's all very inside." - Hawkeye Pierce

Hey, ain't NOTHING wrong with having a BIG Booty, since as the old saying goes " the bigger cushion, the better the pushin' "....LOL.

I guess Sky Daddy was short of few mirrors when it came to making me then also....LOL.
On a second note here, IF Sky Daddy made Mankind in HIS OWN image then WHY is his Word, the Goat-herders Guide to the Galaxy, aka the bible, so full of racism, slavery, etc, etc.?
Could be because Sky Daddy can't even stand himself let alone his GREAT creations, Human Beings?