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An Atheist and an Agnostic are discussing his lack of belief in god, when the atheist of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The agnostic guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the agnostic says “OK, now what?”

dilligat 4 Dec 1
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ha ha weired twist thoe

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Hehehe!

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Lol. I've heard that one before.

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Old joke but I still enjoyed it, keep them coming.

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