"I'm equal parts snow leopard, dolphin and turtle." Really?
I awoke to this message from a never-married Peter Pan age-59 with dyed blue hair.
Hey (again?) Both your style and your words resonate with me... but I think I told you that already. Ian
My reply:
Hi Ian,
In my profile, I wrote from my heart. I'm a clear communicator. Perhaps that's what resonates with you.
Your profile is dissembling (to give a false or misleading appearance; to conceal the truth or real nature). It's jarring, off-putting and creepy. You wrote:
I am equal parts snow leopard, dolphin, and turtle. Sequencing would likely reveal bear and pelican.
Well, not really. But - I think that's a closer and richer representation than I could come up with in a paragraph full of adjectives and other identity-related language.
What does this mean? Yawn.
Kathleen
Of course, he lashed out and blocked me. Immature. No surprise.
Let's see...
Snow leopard: extremely elusive.
Dolphin: freely leaping away.
Turtle: hiding his head in his shell.
Bear: dangerous. His eyes look mean.
Pelican: prehistoric.
That fits.
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He looks like he's part over-aged Emo too!
davknight
Level 8
Oct 29, 2021
1
Do you mean Emo from Sesame Street?
@LiterateHiker I meant Emo, not Elmo.
Will you post a photo of Emo, please?
Yoiks! I'm as free-spirited as the next old hippie, but he'd send me running for safety.
Deb57
Level 8
Oct 29, 2021
2
Exactly.
Blue hair fell
It was blowing my way
Blue hair fell
It is going bi waves
waitingforgodo
Level 8
Oct 29, 2021
1
He saved you the pain of meeting him, and that is likely a very good thing. He seems pretentious, immature, and jeebus, that hair! Peter Pan for sure,
HippieChick58
Level 9
Oct 28, 2021
4
Love your reply!
"He seems pretentious, immature and jeebus, that hair! Peter Pan for sure."
@LiterateHiker LOL.
Haven’t you just always wanted s snow leopard of your very own????
Davekp
Level 8
Oct 28, 2021
3
I loathe cats. They're all over me. They sense our mutual disdain.
Animal dander triggers my asthma.
@LiterateHiker Then I guess you've definitely never wanted a snow leopard of your very own.
Woo-woo........
Mitch07102
Level 8
Oct 28, 2021
2
More like "Boo hoo." I didn't leap for his bait like a fish.
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