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"I'm equal parts snow leopard, dolphin and turtle." Really?

I awoke to this message from a never-married Peter Pan age-59 with dyed blue hair.

Hey (again?) Both your style and your words resonate with me... but I think I told you that already. Ian

My reply:

Hi Ian,

In my profile, I wrote from my heart. I'm a clear communicator. Perhaps that's what resonates with you.

Your profile is dissembling (to give a false or misleading appearance; to conceal the truth or real nature). It's jarring, off-putting and creepy. You wrote:

I am equal parts snow leopard, dolphin, and turtle. Sequencing would likely reveal bear and pelican.

Well, not really. But - I think that's a closer and richer representation than I could come up with in a paragraph full of adjectives and other identity-related language.

What does this mean? Yawn.

Kathleen


Of course, he lashed out and blocked me. Immature. No surprise.

Let's see...

Snow leopard: extremely elusive.
Dolphin: freely leaping away.
Turtle: hiding his head in his shell.
Bear: dangerous. His eyes look mean.
Pelican: prehistoric.

That fits.

LiterateHiker 9 Oct 28
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1

Get him sweety

bobwjr Level 10 Oct 29, 2021
1

He looks like he's part over-aged Emo too!

@davknight

Do you mean Emo from Sesame Street?

@LiterateHiker I meant Emo, not Elmo.

@davknight

Will you post a photo of Emo, please?

2

Yoiks! I'm as free-spirited as the next old hippie, but he'd send me running for safety.

Deb57 Level 8 Oct 29, 2021

@Deb57

Exactly.

1

Blue hair fell
It was blowing my way
Blue hair fell
It is going bi waves

3

Well I'm sure the right girl is out there for him. Definitely doesn't seem your type - or mine, but he might be somebody's type. He would do well in the single scene here on Kauai. Not many people here with a handle on reality.

5

I love when the trash takes itself out....

4

He saved you the pain of meeting him, and that is likely a very good thing. He seems pretentious, immature, and jeebus, that hair! Peter Pan for sure,

@HippieChick58

Love your reply!

"He seems pretentious, immature and jeebus, that hair! Peter Pan for sure."

@LiterateHiker LOL.

2

Is he dressed up for halloween? I suspect that there may also be a modicum of peacock in the blend 🤣🤣🤣

3

Haven’t you just always wanted s snow leopard of your very own????😮😮😮
🤣

@Davekp

I loathe cats. They're all over me. They sense our mutual disdain.

Animal dander triggers my asthma.

@LiterateHiker Then I guess you've definitely never wanted a snow leopard of your very own.🤣

2

My twin brother...! You found him ! Tell him I said ....."Good Luck"

twill Level 7 Oct 28, 2021
2

His line sounds original to me.
Where did he pull that one from? Lol

Unity Level 8 Oct 28, 2021

My guess would be from the same place where the sun has never shone.

2

Woo-woo........

@Mitch07102

More like "Boo hoo." I didn't leap for his bait like a fish.

4

I was gonna guess unicorn.

3

Lmao!

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