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If it turns out there is a heaven after all, we'd better not still have to go to the bathroom, or I'll be bloody annoyed.

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Omnedon 7 Feb 10
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Taking a heavenly shit.
Ghost turds.
May they haunt my ex’s car even if they buy another. A divine clam bake.

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I don’t want to wake up in the middle of the night to pee. Reality is that when you’re dead, you’ll never have to pee again.

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Nothing unpleasant is in heaven. Thusly it is different for each one of us. If it is unpleasant to you, then you are not in heaven. I died once so I know of what I speak.

@Omnedon I was gone for 7 days & when I was revived I recall only pleasantness. Must have been the propanol. =0}

@Omnedon Yes sir. Putting one in a coma prevents the brain from swelling. It would be nice if doctors explained that to panicked visitors.
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Where do you think all that rain comes from???

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If there is a heaven after all, what makes you think you'll be there? 😝

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Hmmm...would there be sex????

No sex in heaven they are all hermetically sealed.

@ASTRALMAX Satan? Oh, Satannnnn? Where're you dwelling these days????
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Don't worry. There is no heaven, hell or a fucking God.

Nor a non fucking god.

@Willow_Wisp Well, according to Christians, it's a fucking god.

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