I guess that's a "Darren"

You stole my favorite line. ℍ𝔸𝕀𝕃 𝕊𝔸𝕋𝔸ℕ 𖤍☠𖤐♆

Hail Science ... Hail Logic ... Hail Reason ... Hail Humanity ... Anything but Hail Satan.

@jlynn37 I like to post HAIL SATAN ⁶⁶⁶ even though I know there's no God or "devil". I like Satanists and their humanist beliefs, mostly good people. I like to say Hail Satan because it's triggers Xtians and that's fun for me.

@barjoe You do you, I do me and let's strive to love one another and to do or cause no harm.

@jlynn37 I love some people, others not so much. Posting Hail Satan in a comment causes zero harm.

@jlynn37 nope...it would scare the living crap out of that xtian assmunch.

@jlynn37, @barjoe EXACTLY

In my younger days, I'd have jumped him from behind. Of course back then they didn't have cameras. You just had to run out and not return to that store, ever.

@barjoe Pretend you are really clumsy and fall into him and drag him down.

@BufftonBeotch I wouldn't do something like that anymore. First of all I'm 65 years old. When I was a kid I remember an older guy had a cane but he walked perfectly, he kept it for protection on public transit. He once handed it to me, it was weighted. It would be like getting hit with a baseball bat. An old man could get away with beating a younger man down. Claim it was self defense. Then again there's those damn cameras.

@barjoe I am within almost spitting distance of 60. I will still go to ground if it needs to happen. Anything at arms reach can be a weapon if you think fast.

Never go quietly.

I think someone should have the right to not be accosted as they are going about their daily routine. Being the charming guy I am, I would tell the guy to go fuck himself.

@barjoe we could form a chorus, Randy Rainbow style!

It is fabulous that not one person agreed with him.

He probably should go to Hobby Lobby. He'll fit in perfectly.

@barjoe Maybe he could run the fryer at Chick-fil-A.

@Flyingsaucesir They would probably fire him in a heartbeat.

@barjoe Hobby Lobby is so "et up" with the right wing head rot they don't use bar codes because they think it is the mark of the beast.

They have his photo on their security cameras.

He may have gotten banned from all Target stores.

@MizJ Good.

The Loss Prevention guy was perfect.

@barjoe I would have asked the sales woman (who I love but she stepped over a company rules line) if I should do the headlock thing. Just, like, casually before rejecting the idea along with her. Next I'd have asked about the groin-kick.

Especially if you can shout it in Latin.

@rainmanjr She did anticipate he was going to destroy the property though. Not sure if it it is salvageable after he ground his nasty foot on it.

@BufftonBeotch Gibberish is actually of greater value.

@rainmanjr lol Latin just sounds terrifying. You could shout "I like cookies!" in Latin and it would stop people in their tracks.