He doesn't phone, write or email. Not once has he remembered my birthday or popped round with a few beers.

Jesus doesn't love me.

If anything he's a bit self obsessed with all the "Look at me, there's 3 of me! I'm me, my Dad & Casper over there" and his "I died for your sins and was raised 3 days later...ok, I gave up my weekend for your sins.

Jesus really needs to get over himself.

I'm sure my boss will tell me this tomorrow, "jesus loves you." I send her atheist memes that are offensive.

How can we believe that a man that lived and died 2000 years ago loves us. That is if he existed at all. A dead man cannot watch over me and we re talking thousands of years. What is it meant by "loves you". If I go babbling in the streets about Jesus loving him/her it is OK. If I say the same thing but use Napoleon instead of Jesus, then I am crazy. Both instances are crazy requiring medical treatment.

If Jesus had loved me he would have treated me better.

Some gay dude wants my number ?

"Jesus loves you" is another way of saying "You're a loser."

It means to the religious that it is true of course, to the non religious blah blah blah, i just say all that do feel good about themselves love themselves and necessarily don't need Jesus or Superman, Wonder Woman or any other deity too love them to get thru life

Is this the reason so many priests are pediphiles? When they were little kids it was ok to accept that a magical nomad loves them

Imaginary people can't love you. Just ignore the fools.

Time to get a restraining order.

Absolutely nothing..

He certainly has some peculiar ways of showing that love. Pretty silly stuff.

Jesus loves me? I don’t recall ever having been to a Mexican gay bar...

Reply by saying "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks yor an ***hole" It works.

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Santa Claus loves me too, at least he brings me tangible gifts.

I ignore them and hit them with logic. I have had a few "unfriend" me on face book. Oh well!

I got so sick of this and people saying "God is love" that I made this meme to send back at them

It’s an occupational hazard for me so at work I just ignore it and move in to the next thing. Outside work I would probably say something like, you don’t even want to know what he told me about you and it’s a shame really because you had such a promising future

Yes, Jesus stalks me, yes Jesus stalks me, the bible told me so.

The person saying it might believe it, but that makes it no less what it is...bullshit.

When I hear the phrase "Jesus Loves You" I automatically think, "Jesus, this person is kinda stupid! Then I try to move away slowly...

Means I'm speaking with someone I do not have interest in speaking with.
Luckily it's most likely the last thing I'll hear them say.

Well, you could just bow your head and close your eyes, then start talking to yourself. You get away with it if you are religious. If not, then you are nuts.
BTW, how do peeps know that Jesus loves you?

"True. And priests really love altar boys. And nuns."