oh yeah, I try to hit all the religions with my swearing....but normally, it's good old fashion jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick....holy cows on crosses if I am vexed but amused....I had a friend who used to say 'nun tits!' when he was mad....always killed me...
I have a friend who always says "nun tits" after he sneezes! I love it!
βNun titsβ hahaha!!
@MyLiege when I sneeze I say the words "god damn it" no one knows what to do
Sometimes if I'm exacerbated I'll shriek "Jesus Fucking Christ" and I was never a Christian.
Sometimes, but I'm more of an f-bomb person. As a side note though, my oldest daughter is atheist as well and when she was in 6th grade she developed a habit of saying "Jesus Christ!" Apparently, one of her teachers took offense to that (public school) and gave her a mini-lecture on it. We told her that while she can't really enforce that you do not say it, if she finds it offensive then at least try to avoid saying it in front of her out of respect. But, if she gets really snotty about it, let us know because we will have a talk with her. I suggested she consider saying "Judas Priest" because I suspected that her teacher may somehow be bothered by that as well but that it was in no way breaking any of her Christian rules. Just to thumb her nose in her face, so to speak.
Love it!
Jesus Christ on a bicycle! Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick! Jesus, joseph, and, Mary! These are the exclamations I grew up with.
Sounds like Frankie on the Netflix show Grace and Frankie.
I say Jesus H Christ, but I don't know what the H stands for.
Holy? Hell? Lol. I donβt know either.
I say it a lot. Only in an expletive form. I'll add "jesus F-ing christ" or "jesus godd*** christ!." Or "OMFG!"
Me too! Lol
My exceptions to true profanity are Schmeg, Smurf, and Jesus Fuck!
There's nothing off limits if you're cursing. Unless someone complains, it is all fair game, all the time. Express yourself, and talk to HR later.
Of course! Jesus H. Christ, Jesus f--ing Christ, or sometimes I'll just say cheese and rice.
I use all the swear words and have been said to "swear like a sailor." What does that mean? How would you swear using non-religious words? I have discovered that if you swear around believers they have a tear in their eyes and ask you to stop as if you are hurting their deity.
I use Jesus Fucking Christ way too often, lol. Jesus, Jesus Christ...I try not to use JFC too much in front of my Christian co-workers, but sometimes I do it on purpose because some people deserve to be offended, lol
And, to all of you that say βJumping Jesus on a pogo stick,β I love you!!!!
Swearing is a known and effective form of stress relief and yes I use Jesus Christ as well as many others. I use them at home or with friends do my best to avoid in public or at work out of respect for others. If anyone would have a sense of humor historical Jesus I think would.