I do a stand-up comedy part time. This bit about fetishism would be a blast.

Mmmm. Still hunting for the "none of the above" button! Hilarious! Licking someone's eyeball? You can't unsee it! No on this list of opportunities.

I chose furries.

-The toe thing grossed me out. Feet are gross.
-I’m fat enough.
-I have other places to stick it, than the pits.
-Furries. Who doesn’t like doggie style?
-I’d be worried the bugs would get into the wrong places.
-I already have to wear glasses. And that’s gross.
-This was my second choice. But I am not into flashing foreplay, but bent over a balcony? Yeah.
-If I want to have sex with a women, I’ll fuck one. If I want to have sex with a man, I’ll ride one.

Best. Poll. Ever.

I would do almost anything for love and aim to please my partner, Must be kinkier than most of you, still most on this I am out.

Foot fetishism - clean -In
Feederism - fat- Out
Maschalagnia - clean armpits-In
Furries - dress up as mighty mouse with cat woman on Halloween- sexy- In
Formicophilia - bugs are not sexy-Out
Oculolinctus - licked a few eyeballs by accident, but not on purpose. Out
Exhibitionist - can get arrested-Out.
Transvestism - too gay- Out. Yet could accept being reincarnated as a lesbian.

I'd be worried for my cats if I had a significant other who wanted to dress me up in an animal costume

• Foot fetishism:This would just kind of happen every once in a while, but its not a "thing". Its creepy if its a thing
• Feederism: idk, ive been a chef, i like to cook for people, but im not sure about fattening people up, but cooking for people can be sexy af.
• Maschalagia: not sure how this would work, or be presented earnestly
• Furries: So I was downtown, and saw one that had little phones in its eyes that were programmed to look like eyes following you, and it truly scared the living shit out of me.
• Formicophilia: wtf???
• Oculolinctus: Frightening, Hey, im open minded, but just don't blind me and shit
• Exhibitionish: ...and then you get busted and on a sex offender list
• Transvestism: i would look, feel, and act, like something out of a Monty Python skit. it would not be sexy

None of them. If I hear the word fetish from a guy, I run. Lol.

there are people who get off on their partners being terminally ill or missing limbs or want to crap on each other. I like good old vanilla sex and some nice underwear etc myself. is it a fetish being turned on by intelligence?

I resign to the fetish list and propose a new fetish like walking around smelling of fresh sex call it French fetish.

I voted the last one, as I'm big on costumes. And years ago, I gave a party, for no particular occasion. The men came dressed as women - the women, as men.

It was quite awesome, and interestingly revealing. I heard men complaining about their pantyhose, and how uncomfortable it was walking in heels. And my mustache tickled - though I really liked the way I looked.
People came on to one another as the gender they were dressed in - thus women became more aggressive. Fun to watch.

And by the end of the night (and I don't drink - mind you) , a man, dressed as a nurse - who was also sporting big red beads around his neck, and a full beard - looked perfectly normal to me !
A grand time, truly ...

Ewwwww to the bugs!

There isn't an option for what I had to do.

We hereby task you to go out and explore each of these topics and report back to us in your next life.

So, myy thoughts on this list:

• Foot fetishism: I kind of have an anti-foot fetish. I'd have to think her feet were especially not gross to suck her toes. The odds aren't in her favor.
• Feederism: Way too unhealthy. No thanks.
• Maschalagia: I'm far too ticklish to have her rubbing on my pits.
• Furries: Not my thing, but whatever floats her boat. I'll play dress-up if she likes.
• Formicophilia: I don't hate bugs especially, but I'd be hesitant to take this one very far.
• Oculolinctus: Nope. I'm not licking your eye, and you're not licking mine. Too dangerous, too easy to spread disease and cause infection.
• Exhibitionish: When I was younger I would have been somewhat into this. She can flash whomever she likes, though.
• Transvestism: Nothing I'm into, and it would feel a little silly, but I'd play along a bit.

I don't think I have any legit fetishes. Some kink fantasies, perhaps, but no outright fetishes that are required for stimulation or satisfaction.

This is funny,Armpits is a new one me ,but this is more of a male on female act I take it...though I stand to be corrected.

I did have a girlfriend who like her closed eyelids licked,open eyeballs being licked is very strange though,maybe you have that wrong.
Personally I love bear shoulders..but now we going into too much detail......

Back in the 70's college GF used to suck my eyeballs everywhere we were... first and only one, 4.0 grade 18 year old ahead of her times. Her Pleasure, not mine. Experimentation, I dated exhibitionists but who hasn't? Now My "Me Too" moment... as a Cable/Network Installer often enough customers will ask you to take off your boots or to wear bonnies... this individual I was setting up his internet router asked me to take out my boots to keep his just moved in carpet clean. I did but after setting it up the router he tried to kiss my feet (I had socks on of course). Strange!!! The first website he accessed to test the internet was a foot fetish site... Then Offered me money for taking my socks off. Last time I felt like going Medieval on somebody. I declined and he don't know how close he was of being hurt Badly. My job was more important to me than giving him a whup with all the tools in my tool bag. Now the story did not ended there.... Because Life is Ridiculously Funny like that... 3 days prior I had signed a contract and give rent money etc to move on the same apartment complex. Maybe that is what kept me from violence. I couldn't believe that... I did reported the individual to my supervisor right away. He will be Flag in the system. Life never stops from amusing me. he, he, ha, he, ha, ha. I am very secure and comfortable speaking of embarrassing moments and I have a truck load I guess. With the Right Partner in Life and Love The Universe Expands beyond Comprehension!!!! But got to be the Right Partner.

Ugh with this. I think this is to mask insecurities or lack of fundamentals or something. Id freak out if someone tried to lick my eyeballs. i know people wil be all " don't kink shame", but really..

No.

Oh My! That seems safe enough... ok, whats the hidden meaning? Yikes!

That's kind of cool. Ild be right there in the right place with my wife of course..lol. no guys here!

I'll have to go with Exhibitionist. None of the other options even remotely appeal to me! lol

Exhibitionist.
I don't do feet and none of the other choices are remotely arousing to me.

I, uh... well, I think... um, yeah....

Nope.

The foot one, for whatever reason, bothers me the most. Just YUCK. And I definitely couldn't do the eyeball one, but I could handle any of the others.

I selected furries as the one I'd be most willing to tolerate since I'm a bit of a furry fan myself.

And my only qualm with transvestism... I am transgender. And my identity isn't a fetish. I realize that this IS a legitimate fetish for some people, but I would have a hard time being in a relationship with someone who reduced my reality to a sexual fetish.

Girl I love your posts....????