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9 Deadly words used by a women

  1. Fine
    This is a word women use to end an argument when they are right, you need to shut up.

  2. 5 Minutes
    If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been
    given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

  3. Nothing.
    This is the calm before the storm, this means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments
    the begin with nothing, usually end in fine.

  4. Go ahead.
    This is a dare, not permission, don't do it.

  5. Loud sigh
    This is actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
    A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wondering why she is wasting her
    time standing here arguing about nothing. ( refer back to #3 for meaning of nothing )

  6. That's O.K
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
    That's o.k means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
    when you will pay for your mistake.

  7. Thanks.
    A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
    ( I want to add in a clause here-This is true, unless she says thanks a lot-
    that is pure sarcasm, she is not thanking you at all. Do not say you're welcome,
    that will bring on a " Whatever"

  8. Whatever
    Is a woman's way of saying Fu*k-you

  9. Don't worry about it, i got it.
    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a women has asked
    you to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
    asking, " What's wrong " for the women's respond, refer to #3

M121 7 Dec 20

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Hahahahaha...thinking about my divorce almost 12 years ago....

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Lol I don't think it's just women that use this but good try.

0

I want to know what the stateme "men" means?

0

This is hilarious. “Go ahead” is my favorite. We should also mention many of these apply when dealing with children.

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Sounds like a human list to me, not gender specific at all ...

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Actually, some men I have known use those same phrases the exact same way, just saying...

Zster Level 8 Dec 20, 2017
1

You are missing Nr 10... "I am happy for you" and you can believe inside she is not happy.

0

HEY! YOU KNOW MY WIFE???.... ugh! Lol!

2

Good gobs of goose manure.

2

Is this an original? Maybe some women react like that-maybe some don't.

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Fine. Whatever. (Loud sigh) 😉

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Perpetuating the myth that 'women' is one large category that needs to be deciphered.

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What ever you want. This is a trap do exactly the opposite of what you to do or better rub her feet and do nothing.

1

Yikes

godef Level 7 Dec 20, 2017
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