Agnostic.com
1 0

New GOP Bill Would Completely Outlaw Florida’s Democratic Party

Republican state senator Blaise Ingoglia, a Gov. DeSantis pal, has introduced a slick new bill that would completely eliminate the Democratic Party in Florida if it were to get signed into law. The bill would direct the Florida Division of Elections to "immediately cancel the filings of a political party, to include its registration and approved status as a political party if the party's platform has previously advocated for, or been in support of, slavery or involuntary servitude.” As we all know, Lincoln was a Republican, and it was primarily “Southern Democrats” who advocated for slavery during the American Civil War. After the Confederacy was soundly defeated, the Democrats in the South then promoted segregation right up to the Civil Rights Movement, at which time those “Dixiecrats” switched sides and became Republicans, all as part of Nixon’s “Southern Strategy.”

Now, regardless of all the icky political implications of this shenanigan, I have to admit that my first reaction when I initially read this story was, “Florida has a Democratic Party? Who knew?” Anyway, my, my! Now is it just me, or does it seem like good ole Florida, the state that endlessly whines and cries and pounds the dirt about “cancel culture,” just did some major league canceling there.

Naturally, many are expressing shock that Republicans would actually go so far as introducing legislation to completely eliminate its rival Democratic Party. I get that, but let us not forget this isn’t the first time Republicans have tried this stunt. Does anyone remember Jan. 6th? Make no mistake, eliminating any political opposition is the GOP’s ultimate goal - not just for Florida - but for the entire country.

Of course, if you listen to Florida Republicans, canceling the Democratic Party is all part of Gov. DeSantis’ election promise to eliminate all the “woke” in Florida. That’s right, DeSantis really hates Woke! OK, so are we then supposed to believe that all those “slave-holding Southern Democrats” were “woke?” I guess there’s nothing more “woke,” than owning slaves.

What they don’t tell you is, when America was founded, people could legally hold other people in slavery. So, I guess by GOP logic, we should probably outlaw the American Flag too. Anyway, the way I see it, two can play at this game. How ‘bout Florida gets to outlaw the Democrats, and we get to “outlaw any state that supported the confederacy.” Problem solved!

*If you’ve enjoyed what you’ve just read, please consider joining me at😘 [johnnyrobish.medium.com]

johnnyrobish 8 Mar 2
Share
You must be a member of this group before commenting. Join Group

Enjoy being online again!

Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.

Create your free account

1 comment

Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.

0

Ronnie thenazi and his fascist party grasping at straws once again...

Recent Visitors 8

Photos 789 More

Posted by CorvisloverI drive a naked car since I live in a dark red state...

Posted by CliffordCook What Counts As A Trump Faith Leader In Iowa For The 2024 Caucuses There are 99 counties in Iowa, and Donald Trump would like to claim that he has support from a religious leader from every one of ...

Posted by CliffordCook Donald Trump's Political Ally in Iowa Believes She Is Fighting Evil Sorcerers of Baal and Promises Genocide To get a sense of how dangerously unhinged the Republican Party has become, let's look ...

Posted by CorvisloverBorrowed from my cousin.

Posted by ButtercupClever turn

Posted by johnnyrobishDeSantis Borrows a Page from Hitler - Vows to ‘Destroy Leftists’ When Elected So, it seems Donald Trump isn't the only Republican candidate for president who spent Memorial Day vowing to crush ...

Posted by johnnyrobishFascist Oath Keepers’ Leader Stewart Rhodes Gets 18 Years for ‘Seditious Conspiracy’ Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes was sentenced to 18 years in prison Thursday in the first punishment ...

Posted by johnnyrobishLauren Boebert Claims She Quit Taking Birth Control Because It's Cheaper to Have a Kid At a recent House Oversight hearing on drug prices, Boebert told a personal story about her access to ...

Posted by johnnyrobishRepublicans Moving on From Book Banning to Jailing Librarians The Washington Post reports that while Republicans claim they only want to keep “harmful” material away from children, new state ...

Posted by CliffordCook Beware The Satanic Mermaids A pro-Trump Christian Nationalist rally down, endorsed by Donald Trump, on Trump's property in Doral, Florida featured Amanda Grace, a Christian prophet who declared ...

Posted by johnnyrobishNew Florida Law Allows Providers To Deny People Healthcare Based On ‘Moral Objections’ Florida Gov.

Posted by johnnyrobishTexas Republican Angry that Folks Want More than ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ The Washington Post reports that investigators say the gunman who opened fire on an outlet mall in a Dallas suburb on ...

Posted by johnnyrobishMarjorie Taylor Greene Wants to Ban Adult Websites Like Pornhub The Daily Beast reports that Marjorie Taylor Greene is disgusted that websites like “Pornhub” exist and even more “horrified”...

Posted by johnnyrobishNewsmax Wants Tucker Carlson to Run Their Entire Network TMZ is reporting that right-wing cable news channel Newsmax is working hard to land former Fox News anchor and White Nationalist Tucker ...

Posted by LaDizdeOdd[twitter.

Posted by johnnyrobishMan Pulls Out Gun - Demands Closed Meat Department Sell Him Steaks Larry Gene Gay, 70, of Springfield, Missouri, is being held at the Greene County Jail on a $50,000 bond after he held a gun to a ...

  • Top tags#DonaldTrump #politics #satire #republicans #humor #hell #News #comedy #Christian #children #laws #video #government #truth #god #world #money #vote #reason #hope #kids #religion #USA #friends #religious #death #democrats #Bible #Jesus #evidence #sex #florida #currentevents #media #parents #TheTruth #book #church #Congress #GOP #justice #conspiracy #democratic #rights #guns #campaign #dogs #fox #SupremeCourt #relationship ...

    Members 300Top

    Moderators