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Fox Host Jesse Watters Claims ‘No Proof Trump Slept with Stormy - There’s No Baby’

Concerned over his pal Donald Trump’s potential indictment for a $130,000 hush money payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential campaign, Fox News host Jesse Watters told viewers that "There's no proof Trump slept with Stormy; there's no baby!”

Gee whiz! Apparently, Jessie is still living in his mom's basement, and she hasn't had that sex talk with him yet. Wonder if Watters has ever heard of something called “birth control? Let’s be honest, folks - Jesse Watters is a perfect example of why “sex education” should be mandatory in our schools. The poor guy sounds like he either failed 6th-grade science class, or he went to school in Florida.

Guess that's what that home schoolin’ will do for ya. Folks, Jessie Watters isn’t simply “playing stupid,” he IS stupid! I mean, if we’re to believe him, Trump apparently ordered Michael Cohen to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000 - for NOT sleeping with him. In fact, if we were to use Jesse’s logic, all women who’ve never been pregnant - can now claim to be virgins. Of course, there’s always that slim possibility that the “dingo ate the baby.”

The bottom line is Jesse Watters and his Fox News pals can try and spin this story any way they wish, but the way I look at it - there are still 130,000 reasons to believe Stormy Daniels over Donald Trump. You see, it seems old Jesse just can’t seem to keep his head out of Donald Trump’s huge, orange ass, and while Stormy Daniels may be a porn star, its pretty obvious that Jesse Watters - is the real whore. Meanwhile, this story is “mushrooming” out of control.

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johnnyrobish 8 Mar 23
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🤣😈🤣😏🤣EXcellent!

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Jesse Watters is a genuine 100% guaranteed Faux Idiot!

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