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Trump Targets Michelle Obama’s School Nutrition Guidelines

Leading junk food manufacturers say they are extremely impressed after the Trump administration used Michelle Obama’s birthday, to announce a planned roll back of the school nutrition standards championed by the former First Lady - which emphasized fresh fruit and vegetables over junk food.

Well, finally President Trump is addressing an issue which has troubled most Trump supporters since Michelle Obama first proposed these crazy healthy lunches - and that is “why in the world would any self-respecting Republican parent ever wish to have their child live a healthy lifestyle?” Why, that’s nearly as un-American as working families having access to affordable heath care!

Besides, without junk food in their school lunches, how the hell are our nation’s children supposed to ingest their daily quota of grease, saturated fat, growth hormones and reckless doses of antibiotics - the best sources of which are found primarily in junk foods?

All I can say is, thank goodness we finally have a President, willing to stand up to doctors, scientists and healthy people by defending America’s junk food industry conglomerates. Now, if only tobacco execs can convince the President to mandate school lunches also include a pack of cigarettes, that should complete the process.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]

johnnyrobish 7 Jan 18
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Trump at it again

bobwjr Level 9 Jan 19, 2020

Yes sir!

Hey I got an idea for you guys maybe we can push other narratives maybe Trump is responsible for the Earth being round wow yeah that's an idea let's push that narrative it's all his fault the Earth is round maybe it's his fault that the sky is blue maybe we should praise him you should get on your knees and pray to him because he made sure you're breathing in oxygen that's all his fault when we just make everything his fault that's an idea since Obama didn't want to to take responsibility for the debt that he created it was around 5 trillion when he got into office and when he left it was 17 trillion more closer to 18 trillion wow we owe a lot of money to China because of Obama we should praise him to for that but he's too much of a coward to own up to that one

@Drew69 Numbnuts troll again