Trump Accuses Hospital Workers of Stealing And Selling Face Masks

During an absolutely bizarre press conference Sunday evening, President Donald Trump decided to accuse New York hospital workers of stealing and possibly selling face masks “out the back door.”

Wow, perfect move! Can’t think of a better time to launch an attack on hospital workers. And, I’m sure it’s all true. After all, Trump heard it first-hand - from a guy who knew a guy who saw it written somewhere on the internet. But why stop at attacking hospital workers? How about spinning up one of your famous yarns about Hunter Biden - selling stolen face masks to Ukraine or something?

I mean, think how great a story like that - would go over at one of those pep rallies of yours. Oh wait - I’m sorry! I forgot! You can’t hold those rallies anymore, because of that damn virus. Hey, I got an idea! Assign AG Barr to position himself right outside those hospital back doors. He’s kind of an important guy - so, that ought to stop ‘em.

So, do most Americans actually believe hospital workers are stealing and selling face masks? Ah, no Mr President, they don’t! Stealing medical supplies and selling them for profit during a pandemic - that would something you would do, not the people putting their lives at risk for others. Nice try, but try and remember - not everyone’s quite as low-ball as you are.

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