Her rather naive, young 18 year old daughter arrives home after her Drive-in movie date with her boyfriend.
As the daughter walks in through the front door, the mother asks, " How was your date Sweetie?"
The reply comes back, " It was good Mummy but the heater in the car wouldn't work and it got cold so I did what you told me and put my hands down the from of undies to warm them up again, Johnnie's hands got icy cold too so I let him put them in my undies to warm up, then he said his penis was 'frozen stiff' so I let him put that in there to warm up, Boy do those things make a mess when they thaw out, I think I need to have a shower now Mummy."
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