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Her rather naive, young 18 year old daughter arrives home after her Drive-in movie date with her boyfriend.
As the daughter walks in through the front door, the mother asks, " How was your date Sweetie?"
The reply comes back, " It was good Mummy but the heater in the car wouldn't work and it got cold so I did what you told me and put my hands down the from of undies to warm them up again, Johnnie's hands got icy cold too so I let him put them in my undies to warm up, then he said his penis was 'frozen stiff' so I let him put that in there to warm up, Boy do those things make a mess when they thaw out, I think I need to have a shower now Mummy."

Triphid 9 July 12
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What's a drive in movie theater?

jdubose Level 7 July 13, 2020

Are you pulling my leg? A big parking lot with individual speakers so each car can hear the movie on the big outdoor screen. Most are gone now but may be coming back with Covid 19 everywhere.

@Lorajay Yes, I was joking.

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