Little Jenny, just in her early teens, still quite naive as well, runs up to her mother and yells, " Have you seen my Pussy, I can't find my Pussy any where?"
Then Jenny quickly runs out to her Farther and says the same to him before running off down the street.
An hour goes by and still Jenny is running around asking everyone she meets the same question and leaving them with somewhat confused, shocked, surprised looks on their faces.
Finally, Jenny meets up with a local, ne'er-do-well, dirty, scruffy, highly dis-reputable woman who is lounging back against a Lamp-post on the road-side with her legs spread as wide apart as possible.
Jenny asks, " Have you seen my Pussy, I can't find my Pussy, I've been looking everywhere."
The woman looks at Jenny, raises her dirty, filthy dress above her and says, " Does this look like your Pussy?"
Jenny looks intently and replies, " No, its not my Pussy, same colour fur but she hadn't been gutted the last time I saw her."
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
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Posted by RetiredSad but true.
Posted by RetiredTrue always.
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