My wife texted me saying "Your great!". I responded, "No, you're great!" She said the text made her day when she got home.
I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
Who needs to try when you have a stupid wife?
My 96 yo mate now incarcerated in a Salvos hostel told me that yesterday's fat woman could not even spell New Zealand.
Their just being police over there Inglish language skillz.
Yes, it’s grammatical correctness gone mad.
@Zealandia My gramma-tical was from Darlington England.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Both mine were from just over the border in Yorkshire.
@Zealandia Another grandparent was from Edinburgh.
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…
Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.
Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....
Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂
Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......
Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?
Posted by RetiredSad but true.
Posted by RetiredTrue always.
Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?
Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.
Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.
Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.