My friend is a real miser. He’ll only swim Freestyle.
Then I doubt that he's a tit man. . . breast stroke doesn't go well against crawl & butterfly.
Doesn’t do the Aussie crawl either.
@Zealandia dog paddles?
@Zealandia or likes to be on his back to watch for incoming dive bombing seagulls?
@FrayedBear Seagulls are a bit of a pest here too.
In ithe uk, I recall that they are migrating further inland from the seaside.
@Zealandia LoL it's only about 35 miles max from the sea in most parts - an hour or so flight!
They are frequently a long way from the ocean in Australia also.
Ba dum dum
Yeah, it’s a cheesy jokes thread, so a continual race to the bottom.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
Posted by MoravianEye catching.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…