Five Weeks for a Can of Peaches
There was a man that was arrested for stealing a can of peaches.
He went before the judge and the judge asked the man how many peaches were in the can. Five peaches, your honor, the man said.
The judge said, okay your are going to serve one week for each peach, that will be five weeks in jail.
The man's wife spoke up and said, may I say something your honor?
Alright, said the judge. The wife said, he also stole a can of peas..
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Impeachment??? ???
Happyheretic
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& that gets both of them!
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