I'm so glad you guys opened the door for the "your mom" jokes.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Yo momma went for swim in Loch Ness and the monster came out and picketed the lake.
Another time she was on the beach and a lifeguard said she would have to leave because the tide was waiting to come in.
She doesn't use knicker elastic she uses swish rail.
When she comes to stay all the rats start throwing themselves on the traps.
273kelvin
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Mar 2, 2018
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My affair with your mother was great. It was the walk home that got to me....because I don't own a car and neither does she.
EricTrommater
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Feb 23, 2018
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Making love to your mother was fun. It was the wait in line for which I didn't care.
EricTrommater
Level 9
Feb 23, 2018
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I had to end my affair with your mother because I could no longer afford the flour in which to roll her.
EricTrommater
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Feb 23, 2018
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You sure kept it going!!!
phxbillcee
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Feb 22, 2018
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@Insectra oooooh
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