Playing Mozart
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop.
"What's the matter?!" she asked.
"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.
"What are you talking about?"
"We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being butchered to pieces in this house."
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I bach-ed at this joke. Did you orchestrate the whole thing or did you pick it up somewhere? I can't Handel the amount of hilarity.
LadyAlyxandrea
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Mar 2, 2018
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Thank you.
Nice riff
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