A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?" She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still fucking!"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Made me a little sick to my stomach..bosses unwanted gross gross gross. Its an old joke bc the old days were often shitty.
thinkwithme
Level 7
Nov 30, 2019
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I thought it was going to be the one where he interviews a potential new secretary but says "The job pays $600 an hour but I get to have sex with you".
She thinks about it and says "yes".
They get their kits off and have sex. Then he looks at the clock and it only took ten minutes. So he says "Here is $100 You're fired"
273kelvin
Level 8
Nov 29, 2019
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Not cheesy, just wrong.
CommonHuman
Level 7
Nov 29, 2019
1
$2000 is $2000.
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