A bear is walking through the woods and finds a fly teasing a fish in a pond. The bear thinks "if the fly comes down 6 inches the fish will jump and I can catch the fish I will have my dinner". A hunter sees the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thinks " The fly comes down, the fish jumps up, the grabs the fish, I shoot the bear I have my dinner. " The hunter is eating a cheese sandwich. A mouse sees the cheese. He thinks "fly comes down, fish comes up, bear goes out, hunter drops cheese to shoot bear, I grab the cheese I got my dinner." A cat watches the mouse. He thinks "fly comes down, fish jumps up, bear comes out, hunter drops cheese to shoot the bear, the mouse runs for the cheese, I catch the mouse I have my dinner." Well the fly came down, the bear came out, the hunter drops the sandwich and shoots the bear, the mouse runs out and grabs the cheese, the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water. Morale of the story is "If a fly comes down 6 inches a pussy is going to get wet."