A guy's heart stops on the operating table and he dies then goes to hell. And it is great, there is beer, wine, and debauchery everywhere. Just when he starts to have a good time the surgeon restarts his heart and he is brought back to life.
He continues to live for many years but with the knowledge that things won't be too bad when the time comes. Then eventually his ticket is punched and down back to hell he goes but things seem different. The beer is flat and warm, the wine sour, and the women are ugly and smell terrible.
Wondering what might account for this he complains to Satan. "Whats happened to this place? Last time I was here it was great. Now it is a filthy dirty place and everything is crap"
Satan laughs and says "Last time you were here you were a tourist"
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