A newlywed couple take a drive in the country. Being newlyweds and on deserved country roads things between them get a little physical. She removes her clothes and straddles him while driving. He gets really distracted, and beets off the road, the car rolls over.she is thrown clear. Her hubby is trapped in the overturned vehicle she. Tries her best to get him out, but the doors are jammed and his seat belt is stick. He says hi get help! She's naked and reaches in the car and the only thing she can find to cover herself is one of his shoes. She takes off down the road and in a short while. Meets a farmer on a tractor. She covers her crotch with the shoe and her breasts with. Her arm. Then says to the farmer "help! My husband is stuck!!" The farmer looks at her and says " ma'am if he's in that far. There is nothing I can do for him!"
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