Martha and Betty were at lunch in their Senior Living facility. Martha turns to Betty and asks, “Do you still get horny?”
Betty replies, “Oh sure I do.”
Martha asks, “What do you do about it?”
Betty replies, “I suck a lifesaver.”
After a few moments, Martha asks, “Who drives you to the beach?”
A streaker runs past three old ladies at the ball game
2 of them had a stroke on the spot, the other one could not quite reach.