"As long as there are slaughterhouses, there will be battlefields.

Diogenes comments on Jun 18, 2019:

You are defying Nature; well so am I. No, I am not on some 'cult experience' trip. These animals that are being dragged to the slaughter house, so some fat slob can put a few pounds of cow in his/her guts!!!! Yes, maybe I am too graphic- but in reality, that is just the way it is. There is so much great tasting food, why does this terror have to exist? I had some tall, distant relatives. They probably were filled with animal growth additives. Even though younger than me, they died early.

I just finished watching the ABC story on Trump and the delusions that Trump has are incredible.

Diogenes comments on Jun 17, 2019:

The loonies that support him- where is the explanation?

Religion began when the first charlatan met the first fool. - Voltaire

Diogenes comments on Jun 17, 2019:

The best con-job was when the invisible-dude was orchestrated- only the righteous could encounter the Dude. LOL forever.

Trump is terrified of the polls!

Diogenes comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Thanks for putting that on. I think both Warren and Harris have conviction. I believe that Biden was a reasonable VP. Sanders is portrayed as an "evil socialist"----- well in a capitalist world only the1% own a mile-long swimming pool, while a huge percent eat cheap garbage from the food bank. Ya, and maybe "the swimming pool" isn't a mile long- it is shorter by a few inches!

Religion began when the first charlatan met the first fool. - Voltaire

Diogenes comments on Jun 16, 2019:

I see religion as just a big joke- but any thinking person recognizes it as a con-job.

And I thought I gotten myself into sleeping at night now I'm awake all night hopefully this changes ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I was up and to the coffee shop at 02:30. Just too many things on my mind!

"The amount of noise that anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportionto his mental ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Dealing with "mental capacity", I am hardly in the 'elite category'- too often I say, "I know nothing, and if I have ever learned something, by accident, I have forgotten it long ago." That being said, 'dissidence' is something that causes me to get angry. What is the reason for it? Noise will never replace 'music'- and that is music of any kind, and it is better to have silence than to listen to a litany of the most insidious, boorish advertisements.

Citing Trump’s ‘character,’ D.

Diogenes comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I can understand the frustration of people trying to "fight the system". Criminality has been around forever- but it has been brought up to hyper-speed by many groups, similar to the Trumpian Empire. Truth was tattered and torn before Trump got a hold of it- but then Trump obliterated it.

Two tankers were bombed today in the Gulf Oman.

Diogenes comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Yes---- what you said is so unbelievable- but the Trumpians are completely insane- and it is a possibility. This came to me too- even before I saw your post. Yes the NAZIS, dressed Jews, and whatever they could find, in Polish uniforms and then shot them to start WW2. "The Polish army invaded Germany", which is a total lie. Trump wants war with Iran- and he is determined to get it- even when he does his "peace act".

Yaaaaa! Now, who can lie better?? Sarah Sanders leaving White House post, Trump says [cnn.com]

Diogenes comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Yes, Sarah had 'talent'; it will be difficult to replace her, to find somebody whose mouth never stops twitching, but not a sensible word ever comes out.

In light of the NYT eliminating all political cartoons.

Diogenes comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Yes- great article and post.

Trump is claiming that biden is rigging the election!

Diogenes comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Trump is probably headed for jail--- and he knows it- his mental fog will not be seen as an excuse.

Best title for tRump; FAT NIXON

Diogenes comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Nixon was just a lowly amateur compared to the fat slob. Trump is a professional, long-time, career criminal.

EXCLUSIVE: Trump says he would listen if foreigners offered dirt on opponents [abcnews.

Diogenes comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Trump is banking on the idea that he has the world so completely corrupted that he can do anything. He's going to remodel 'his' personal transportation, Air Force One, and at what cost? Camp David? Where is that? Mar-a-Lago and all his personal resorts! He's shovelling government funds there and into his personal accounts by the hundreds of millions. His thievery has no bottom.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

Diogenes comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Awhile back, as an adult, I took a community college course. Being in the lecture hall was akin to being in a kindergarten for spoiled brats. One lecturer asked for "quiet", waited- closed his notes; then walked out! "Mommy and Daddy are paying for everything- and wasn't that a good party last night?" I took a few credits at university too and when a person has to pay all, you could hear a pin drop.

Another Trump Joke of the Day Little David was in his fifth grade class when the teacher asked ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 12, 2019:

The joke and the kids reply were too close to the truth.

As an agnostic I feel bad about telling religious types that there is no God, seeing their reaction,...

Diogenes comments on Jun 12, 2019:

If there is a god it is Nature. We don't know where it came from or why. Nature is not part of the "love mythology"; Nature enabled carnivores who eat other residents of this rock, who also 'fear', and want to live.

Von Trapp Nazis?

Diogenes comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Now let's hold it a minute, what has the Von Trapp family have to do with this ultra-evil family? From anything I have read or seen, the Von Trapps escaped to Switzerland and had nothing to do with the NAZIS. Austria, itself, welcomed Hitler though--- and with cheering crowds

Nancy Pelosi is telling it like it really is... [pics.me.me]

Diogenes comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Trump KNOWS he deserves jail time- and he may very well get a long term. He has to keep the deception-machine running as hard as his tiny brain will go, before it wears out.

Do You Take Naps?

Diogenes comments on Jun 9, 2019:

You're an 'old bastard' (wait for it) 'like me'! LOL My blood pressure is always optimal, and I get LOTS of exercise- but I don't sleep well at night- during the day I 'conk out' for at least an hour- most of the time for more than that. There is not even any thought of "sleep or no sleep." I think it is about time that I chucked the four of the five pills and did much more research on food as energy. I am not on some weird cult experiment; I have already talked to the doctor about this.

God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller and ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 9, 2019:

That is a point so well taken! Although, I don't HATE godsters, but I certainly think that when they indoctrinate their untutored children- that is evil- there can be no excuse.

This is so great, but sadly, it speaks to the grotesque truths about the Trump clan.

Diogenes comments on Jun 8, 2019:

The article comment was that the Trumps were more like the inbred Habsburgs than the Windsors. Although they may arrive in the biggest, freshly-stolen cars, they are all, the McCoys, hillbilly right to the core.

Trump says he's staying 2 nights at his Irish golf resort because 'it's convenient,' not to promote ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 7, 2019:

... and besides 'two' nights in his club, at tax payer expense, puts more money into his pocket than one night. These impeachable crimes are open- he is not trying to cover them up. The only thing that will halt him is prison time.

Listen to the lady, dork

Diogenes comments on Jun 7, 2019:

To get to another point; gotta admire the dude; it must have taken a lot of research to find the most clownish formal wear in history. Trump always 'achieves'; he can only be described in the superlative: "dumbest".

"The measure of the state's success is that the word anarchy frightens people, while the word state ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 6, 2019:

YES! Big thanks for that article! I am going to have to read more and get informed about Wallace. It is my belief that the hidden news is the "news". 'Half truths' say nothing.

Tariffs on Mexico could cost America 400,000 jobs, a new report says [cnn.com]

Diogenes comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Trump 'is working on it'- given enough time- he will succeed- if an expert like him can't wreck the economy- nobody can.

The Two Ronnies. - Crossed lines....so clever! [youtu.be]

Diogenes comments on Jun 6, 2019:

The very best!

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Maybe! I don't know if the truth will "set anyone free", many times it will depress a person.

Bowing our head in shame.

Diogenes comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Yes, the party of Lincoln, The Grand Old Party, has been drawn down to such disgrace.

"Deliberations before action protect you from regret.

Diogenes comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Another point: pick up revealing ideas from any place possible--- even religious books.

"Deliberations before action protect you from regret.

Diogenes comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Like that----- and good-god-dude, wish I had thought out a few things in this life! How in hell did I make so many bad choices?

It's June. Happy Pride month, y'all!

Diogenes comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I don't give a damned about pervs- but Pence is worse than a perve.

So now Trump has to be the tallest in the royal lineup + Melania.

Diogenes comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I respect the Labour Party for making it known that he is NOT welcome in the UK. This "royal mess", have they no shame, bowing to this vulgar turd?

What type of ship should Trump have named after him?

Diogenes comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I suggest a garbage scow--- in respect for his consistent work to DELIVER- certainly never to REMOVE.

Religious education can be bad for you; A big fella goes into a bar and asks, are there any Jews in ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 3, 2019:

A sick "joke"- but excuse me; I can believe it about morons.

Big man on tour

Diogenes comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Like these- except there is too much reality and truth in them.

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Yes, good point! Another is showing some self control.

[waterfordwhispersnews.com] Satire as truth

Diogenes comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Funny- even though it was from Waterford; gotta start looking out to see how the GAA is doing in Cork.

Sure everyone is sick and tired of hearing that damn name, a substitute is needed! I suggest TDS if ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Even a dancing, prancing, blathering buffoon loses a satirical purpose- and gets very boring- when a person has seen the same performance a million times.

Trump wets the bed, eats micky ds because it is safely preprepated - he is scared he will be ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I don't want to have the ugly vision of what goes on between the fat slob and what he has bought.

Trump wets the bed, eats micky ds because it is safely preprepated - he is scared he will be ...

Diogenes comments on Jun 1, 2019:

After Trump eating from Mc's there's the pictures of Melania- she certainly looked like a good looking girl 'before'. 'After' the plaster job she looked like some outer space freak. There's an old English pub song-- if I can remember the words. The title: Only a Bird in a Gilded Cage ".. sold my sole for a rich man's gold..." Poor Melania- to be bought so cheaply.

I hate all politics, I don’t like either political party.

Diogenes comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I agree with that- but I am going to vote Green Party next time. Yes, we will get more of the same- and each new party promises change, but the change never materializes. A cardinal point, if we can't breath, we won't have to worry about anything.

Time to pray for Trump.

Diogenes comments on May 31, 2019:

And daddy Graham was a religious huckster too, as well as being a presidential toady.

Some aboard the uss mccain turned away from trumps memorial speach.

Diogenes comments on May 31, 2019:

"Some" obviously had guts.

Is racism in our veins?

Diogenes comments on May 31, 2019:

I see a divide: the "stupid and the intelligent". The fat slob with the gun should be jailed with a long prison term.

Immigrants Make Britain Great: : : Carl's excellent response to the insanity of immigrants wanting...

Diogenes comments on May 31, 2019:

I didn't bother to look at this. I am in wimpy Canada. No one is allowed to wear their hat in, parliament, in the military, in the police force, employed in a coffee shop where they wear a small cap----- except the Muslims and Sikhs. Just DARE to try that in their area of origin. Try to wear a glengarry, instead of a turban, in a Sikh regiment. Don't like the uniform; don't join- simple. Ya, ya sure! Aw shit, there I go again, expressing the obvious. Us "xenophobes" are all the same.

Wow. He ain’t whistling Dixie. Nope, he’s whistling Carmen! Amazing lungs. [youtu.be]

Diogenes comments on May 31, 2019:

AAAAAmazing- so fantastic!

21st teens encountering a totem to what they believe was to the god of communication....

Diogenes comments on May 31, 2019:

I went into a pub in Buffalo, last year, and there was a phone booth: door, overhead light, seat. I expected to see Humphrey Bogart walk into the pub. It was right out of the '40s.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1.

Diogenes comments on May 31, 2019:

I HATE platitudes, but these 'thoughts' are so correct, right on. I have another thought, starting with the smiley-bit, "Smile- and drive your enemies nuts." To add to this, if a smile drives them nuts, what would a frown do?

Trump Joke of the Day The postal service created a stamp with a picture of Donald Trump.

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2019:

Okay, another one that made me laugh.

'Don't say we didn't warn you': A phrase from China signals the trade war could get even worse ...

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2019:

Trump is having success; he is trying to create the world's biggest financial crisis- and he is making all the right moves. China NEEDS to be reigned in- but not his way. I am in Canada. Yesterday I bought oysters with a Canadian label, "Made in China". I took them back. China probably treats their unskilled, like food plant workers, like slaves. What is in that can? Prince Edward Island produces some of the finest sea food in the world- same with the east coast of the US. WHY does food have to be imported from China?

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. - Charles M. Schulz

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2019:

Yes!

I think my favorite quote is this A moment's Insight is sometimes worth a life's experience ...

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2019:

Wish I had been lucky enough to have had some foresight when I was young, an adult to show me what happens when one doesn't get it right. Knowing when a person is too old to make changes- doesn't change much-obviously.

Hide the USS John McCain! Don't upset the Orange Baffon. [cnn.com]

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2019:

When there is a ship named after 45, will the name be "Heel Spurs"?

Do we need an analyst to deduct this?

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2019:

Crime, after crime, after crime; it just doesn't stop!

White House Wanted USS John McCain ‘Out of Sight’ During Trump Japan Visit [wsj.com]

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2019:

Disgusting! Unspeakable! When they name a ship after 45, Heel Spurs, will it be put out of sight too?

Just read an an article saying their are now military patches with trumps likeness on it! Wtf?

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2019:

"A friend of yours"? Maybe you should upgrade.

Try the Trump diet! Every time you go to eat something, think of the fat bastards face, that will ...

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2019:

Looking like a fat slob is disgusting! Even without looking at the slobbering Trump- "I" eat too much- while around the world there are children starving to death.

The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...

Diogenes comments on May 29, 2019:

I am not going to address anyone in particular- and this is going to be the last time I address this issue. I am HARDY a saint-- by any measurement. Being the geezer that I am, I would rather die of a heart attack, while fucking- than being ripped apart by somebody's bomb. A few years back, right across the road, a few hundred yards away, there was all sorts of child porn going on, pimping an underage girl, drugs, dog fights where the ghouls liked to watch animals rip one another apart! This is not a crime area- making it an unobvious area to set up.

Pathetic Little Man

Diogenes comments on May 29, 2019:

If Trump were put in $Million suit---- he would still be a Two-bit pimp.

How to attack your opponent when you have absolutely nothing of substance to offer.

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

Yes, but like all things Trumpian, that technique is getting very tired, and worn out. The moron Trump, just doesn't get it; he doesn't have the capacity to get it.

Redacted portions of Mueller’s report could be made public this week thanks to the Flynn case ...

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

Yes, and I saw Warren on TV, this morning commenting about action that needs to be taken.

The sign above the late, the great Hugh Heifner's door bell: Si junctura fabrefacta, et non tinniant...

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

Fucking is fucking- so what? But if is done 'normally', male-female, such 'filth' is not allowed on TV. But, if a person has the misfortune of having one of those mind-sucking machines, a TV, murders, by the thousands, is considered "entertainment". At least Heifner's language was entertaining.

I was just thinking, have any of you read George Orwell's, "Animal Farm?

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

'Netenyaboo', while under indictment, has been reelected---- and endorsed my Trump, and his pal, Putin. So predictable! Such overt satire!

The rest of us ought to take time today to remember our fallen and honor their sacrifice.

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

I had an EASY go in the air force- let's not put a crown on my head. My job was to take the detonators out of torpedoes so that armament systems could calibrate the sonar. If one had detonated, they would have been picking the 'used meat' off the inside of the remains of the containment compound. In Canada, Pierre Trudeau, like the current, Mr. Trump, didn't serve either. Somebody else died for the bastards.

Stable Genius ...

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

Ya, ya, loved the cartoon, "J, stands for genius".

Lest we forget.

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

"Better"? The Bush-clown, Cheney, Rumsfeld, murdered over 600,000 in Iraq according to Johns Hopkins University. Then they, Hopkins U., committed the ultimate crime, they rescinded the statement. The hidden news IS the news. The crime of war makes huge amounts of money for the ghouls. Trump is just the latest phenomenon in the trip downwards. And yes, kids at Kent State died because they protested the murder of the Viet Nemeses in their own country

America will never be destroyed from the outside.

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

I don't know what is happening to the whole world right now. There are many basket-cases in countries that should be somewhat sane.

I would not be so humane, I would be thinking axe, chainsaw, noose or guillotine but I don’t have ...

Diogenes comments on May 28, 2019:

Yes, drive the bastard more insane than he already is.

To find out who rules over you, find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Diogenes comments on May 26, 2019:

How about, "The hidden news is the news."?

"THE KING IS NOT THE LAW.

Diogenes comments on May 25, 2019:

A person can never discredit Paine for not thinking. Thanks for the quote. He also said, "Man created god." Well secular, modern society recognizes that, but back in his time saying that had it's risks.

Trump invokes emergency powers to sidestep congress and sell arms to Saudi Arabia ...

Diogenes comments on May 25, 2019:

Trump can't control Trump- when Trump's ego demands war- that is what must happen. Many people would like more freedom in Iran- but he wants to murder these people too. And he wants to make the world just like Saudi Arabia, where no one dares to demand their rights.

I have just talked to my good friend from Barbados.

Diogenes comments on May 24, 2019:

To add to my first post--- there is too much dignity with educated blacks- they do not want to be seen as uneducated hoodlums. We ALL have to get angry- and put a stop to Trumpism.

Yup he does cover-up comb overs too!

Diogenes comments on May 24, 2019:

Come on- give 'it' a break-- just because he forgot to nail it to his hardwood block that morning!

Trump Joke of the Day Trump, the Pope, and an African teenager are on a plane.

Diogenes comments on May 24, 2019:

Looooove it.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Diogenes comments on May 23, 2019:

THAT has to be so true!

Difficult and meaningful will always bring more satisfaction than easy and meaningless.

Diogenes comments on May 23, 2019:

I was into my Canadian MPs office yesterday. I talked with her office manager. Pretty boy, Justin Trudeau, the village moron has dismissed this MP from the party and she sits as an independent. Please excuse the preamble. I said I would not vote Liberal or the NDP. Not the NDP, because I would not vote for anybody that wore their hat/turban in Parliament. That is forbidden. If it is good for one- it is good for "ALL". Lets see a few baseball caps, preferably on backwards. I used to go into a Sikh restaurant. Why? Because it was spotlessly clean; the food was delicious- and he could wear what he wanted in his own establishment--- he wasn't obligated to follow the rules of Parliament- like everyone else. And being "difficult and meaningful", like me, will get you labeled a "xenophobic".

"I think the call to prayer, despite what I think about the doctrine of Islam, is one of the most ...

Diogenes comments on May 23, 2019:

I have zero interest in any religion- not even enough to be an 'atheist'. I believe that 'quiet contemplation' about 'all things' is a very good idea.

American voters must be embarrassed having a President who sabre rattles with foreign powers on ...

Diogenes comments on May 20, 2019:

I go to a coffee shop in the morning; it's supposedly "Canada's favourite". I always have saniwipes with me to clean the grubby table. I was startled to see them clean this morning. Then I saw my friend from Iran working there; she is a conscientious worker; working far below her abilities; she doesn't wear some medieval garb and she has no interest in a religion. Her mother and relatives are still in Iran----- Trump will work hard to kill them if he can- and the fucking bastard should be hung if he succeeds.

We find nothing grand in the history of the Jews nor in the morals of the Pentateuch.

Diogenes comments on May 20, 2019:

Marionville, I still can't get "Reply" to work on here- and I sure as hell am not going to get stressed to find out why- although I did look through all my settings. Good morning, and I am not trying to denigrate what you are saying, but all women are treated badly by all religions from Hindu to Christianity, and every one in between. I don't think there have been 'officially' any female Popes. But I still don't get your point; ALL religions are a humourless jokes. Yes, I had read a 100 years ago, when I was young, that the first five books of the Torah were significant, and supposedly written by Moses- must have had first hand communication with god-dude. And Mr. Balfour's declaration was the major reason for all the turmoil, starting in 1947, in Palestine, that has not ended.

We find nothing grand in the history of the Jews nor in the morals of the Pentateuch.

Diogenes comments on May 20, 2019:

I will have to look up the word "Pentateuch". There- I know nothing about lots. There are Jews in Israel who are not Zionist, and they oppose the theft of more Palestinian land. First, and foremost, no fictional god gave anybody the right to steal anything. There are Jews that would steal the shirt off your back- like Bernie Madoff----- who even robbed from his own people. Sounds a lot like the "good" Christians that came to North America- and stole everything they could get their hands on from the "savages". Must read more about Belfour (sp) and his "declaration" - the some-what British politician.

While using meditation techniques to bring on sleep I stumbled on the most effective method for ...

Diogenes comments on May 19, 2019:

Well that is one idea. Actually so-called 'football', where the fat guys run a few yards and the so-called 'ball' is dead for another hour and a half is boring. Basketball, where the score is 300 to 400- who in hell could possibly care. Not a golfer, or care about golf, and it is not a sport- but it is a skill; I can't hit that little ball where I would like it to go.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be lived......Soren Kierkegaard.

Diogenes comments on May 19, 2019:

I have no plans to call it "quits"---- but even a fool should have the ability to know when it is time to call it quits!

Sometime ago I found out why old men are often called “old farts” Two things I found out ...

Diogenes comments on May 19, 2019:

An' ain't that the truth! Hell, I hate being 110 years old- wish I was at least back to 100.

Anyone else see the same show?

Diogenes comments on May 19, 2019:

"Knots gonna zend this alone; already dun thet!" ---- Actually, I have become boring, starting to enjoy my booze, by having one or two, only; but still allow other drunks to enjoy their magnanimous hangovers. That getting drunk has its consequences: "When you go to leave the pub, there is always some other drunk that will step on your hands when you go to crawl out."

Jeremy Hardy died earlier this year with cancer .

Diogenes comments on May 18, 2019:

"Miserable Yorkshire bastards", this guy is funny- when a person can understand his accent. Is he a Geordie?

What would Jesus do?

Diogenes comments on May 18, 2019:

Just proves the Jeezuz-dude is a good dude--- too bad he is fiction.

A duck was about to cross the road.

Diogenes comments on May 18, 2019:

Ya, a "groaner"- but it made me laugh.

Nothing is divine but what is agreeable to reason. - Immanuel Kant

Diogenes comments on May 18, 2019:

If I remember anything from Philosophy1, Kant was a religious philosopher. He had more wise thoughts than just dogma---- but we are still dealing with 'divine superstition'.

Children must be taught how to think, not what to think.....Margaret Mead.

Diogenes comments on May 18, 2019:

That is a certainty- what might be added to that is "critical" thinking. What will happen if one makes a mistake?

A lady visits her doctor, what can I help you with he asks, the lady lifts her dress revealing her ...

Diogenes comments on May 17, 2019:

Okay, this place can use a good laugh. Thanks.

Trumps latest pardon of a criminal, like him, can be found on search: "National Post 'Trump pardons ...

Diogenes comments on May 17, 2019:

"Big Ten" (what), did you make it all the way through kindergarten? Although, gotta give you Trump trolls credit; you are inventive.

Trump Joke of the Day Trump has a kale salad and some quinoa and it's such a shock to his system ...

Diogenes comments on May 17, 2019:

YESSSSSS---- and if Booth were around, puleeze supply him with a gun. This clown that would bring The Grand Old Party so low!!!

Truth from Mad Magazine

Diogenes comments on May 17, 2019:

That may be in "Mad Magazine"--- but to do it justice now, the magazine title would have to be "Insane Magazine"--- yes I know, colloquially, that is the same, but I think "insane" is more definitive.

Lewis Black [youtube.com]

Diogenes comments on May 17, 2019:

This is soooooo funny. He said he wasn't "nice"--- he has my full approval, because I ain't nice either! Love this, because I didn't think a "Yank" would be able to see the funny side of the situation. And there are only two seasons in Canada- too cold and one day of too hot.

Idiots with guns running all over the country shooting everything up: [en.

Diogenes comments on May 17, 2019:

Give that sperm a little more oxygen; it isn't breathing yet--- and when it's a full term baby, dump it out into the world,to lead the most evil, low lives, with ZERO support from the bleeding-hearts. That's even in the case of rape. Ya, ya, sure! Ass holes! The bleeding-hearts have one opus-operando (sp) and that is to be blathering, bleeding-hearts with absolutely no care for the results.

Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine ...

Diogenes comments on May 17, 2019:

I believe it was from Shaw, " I like children too, but I don't pluck off their heads."

Professor of English talking with a barman, so, why do you need a professor of English, you either ...

Diogenes comments on May 17, 2019:

Like that!

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and ...

Diogenes comments on May 16, 2019:

Some come into this world, not quite on the ball--- but by the time they leave, they have acquired a truck load of stupidity, by applying great effort.

In my youth, my folks believed Jesus was in the wood grain patterns on the bathroom door.

Diogenes comments on May 16, 2019:

I was "indoctrinated" a Protestant, when I was too young to know the evils of religion---- Get it, all religions are whacky! What about the clowns that have to wear 'their hats' 25 hours a day, eight days of the week? Uhhh, is there something they are missing? At least they have a hat rack.