...There is a season, turn, turn, turn...

Eirteacher comments on Nov 15, 2018:

From gas burners to hay burners.

Her mom and dad must be so proud...

Eirteacher comments on Nov 15, 2018:

But she is very popular.

Good advice.

Eirteacher comments on Nov 15, 2018:

This could be a motivational aid for incorrigible teens.

That'll help.

Eirteacher comments on Nov 20, 2018:

He looks nice. But loser written all over his face.

Talk about catty!

Eirteacher comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Looks like my little girl.

This Explains So Much

Eirteacher comments on Nov 20, 2018:

They would get the coveted Razzie Award.

You can lead a dolt to knowledge, but...

Eirteacher comments on Nov 24, 2018:

tRump is an idiot. Good by. I done my job here.

Gotta look at that.

Eirteacher comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Praise the Lard. It's a miracle.

Three pet memes

Eirteacher comments on Nov 25, 2018:

My cats know that song.

How horny are you?

Eirteacher comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Watch for out Pisces.

Somebody's having some fun.

Eirteacher comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Santa KOed Frosty

You know what I mwan

Eirteacher comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Good one, but where the Spell Nazis when you need them.

Turn about is fair ...

Eirteacher comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Who's a good boy???

What does this mean?

Eirteacher comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Just doesn't add up.

Handy little shiv.

Eirteacher comments on Dec 12, 2018:

A candy cane shank.

Ted Nugent-Cold Dead Career

Eirteacher comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Because of assholes like Poopy Pants they are going broke.

What,what?

Eirteacher comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Wahle of a tail. https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-pty-pty_email=yhs-pty_email=pty&p=whale+of+a+tail+song#id=1=3a07634d6d7db9e7ce95122c5589f626=click

Sweet Nightmares

Eirteacher comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Is that the trumpy bear he is molesting?https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=Awr46ucHdBVcXEUAdKk0nIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTBncGdyMzQ0BHNlYwNzZWFyY2gEdnRpZAM-;_ylc=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?gprid=0_4uUAb2RgG.7S6MKQa1CA=zBPKKjEwLjKjVOArW4r_jh4kMjYwMAAAAABZuPLM&p=Trumpy+bear&ei=UTF-8=p%3As%2Cv%3Av%2Cm%3Asa&fr=yhs-pty-pty_email=yhs-pty_email=pty#id=14=5576fe1b72cef622e54662bed5ed8703=view

For you lightweights...

Eirteacher comments on Dec 15, 2018:

That's why it's called "To kill ya".

They're everywhere...

Eirteacher comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Easter memes already???

Oh, yummy!

Eirteacher comments on Dec 16, 2018:

It's a light lunch.

Said no man ever

Eirteacher comments on Jan 3, 2019:

It's a sad story but it has happened to the best of us.

What is this for?

Eirteacher comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Parking for first timers.

Intermission :)

Eirteacher comments on Jan 4, 2019:

He will be punching a knot hole

Hmmm you go first

Eirteacher comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Works every time.

Anybody remember which play this was from?

Eirteacher comments on Jan 5, 2019:

That quote is from Macbeth. I read that on the internet so it must be true.

That would be hard to do.

Eirteacher comments on Jan 5, 2019:

That's cool man.

So that's how it went down.

Eirteacher comments on Jan 5, 2019:

A cat would have said "Screw you".

Or a colon.

Eirteacher comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Damn lunch is over.

I can see that

Eirteacher comments on Jan 8, 2019:

But he got his legs amputated.

There's always that

Eirteacher comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Fond memories.

Thinking outside the box. Way outside...

Eirteacher comments on Jan 9, 2019:

You are an amazing craftsman. I like the detail work on the worn area where the forks scraped the bottom board. Outstanding job.

Information overload?

Eirteacher comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Here I thought all this time I choked Linda Lovelace

I would do that.

Eirteacher comments on Jan 10, 2019:

He is such a loyal employee.

Rebel, rebel,...

Eirteacher comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Mr Clean and his son Pig Pen.

Inspiration can strike in the strangest places...

Eirteacher comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Looks like my report card. Then I was smarter then the teachers.

Not a single one...

Eirteacher comments on Jan 12, 2019:

The reason there are no virgins in the Virgin Islands is because the Navy was there first.

Could you please knock?!

Eirteacher comments on Jan 12, 2019:

They could at least knock.

It finally arrived

Eirteacher comments on Jan 13, 2019:

In the day, I would have been awarded this prestigious badge for beating the shit out of the Den Mother's little darling son.

Thaths thunny

Eirteacher comments on Jan 13, 2019:

He would have said Otay.

Intermission...

Eirteacher comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Now take a deep breath.

Damn straight :)

Eirteacher comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Vulgarity is the crutch of the fucking ignorant.

Well, that funny-haired guy wouldn't be surprised...

Eirteacher comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Alert the paleontologists.

Not now Mofo...

Eirteacher comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I know people like that.

As a former soldier, I can agree with this!

Eirteacher comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Tacos Tecate Beer T-15 rifle Tits

Ya' got to believe, people!!!

Eirteacher comments on Jan 16, 2019:

All that meat and no potatos

Surprise, surprise

Eirteacher comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I never had that problem.

What he's famous for

Eirteacher comments on Jan 27, 2019:

There have been two people shot in the back of the head in a theater. Abe Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.

Quite a collection

Eirteacher comments on Jan 28, 2019:

That's too bad. She looks like she would be fun.

Temple of Doom?

Eirteacher comments on Feb 11, 2019:

MMMMM Kool Aid

Buttload...

Eirteacher comments on Feb 11, 2019:

I knew a guy in Montana named,,,,,,,,,,,,,Ready for this? Harry Butts. We always said his parents had a sense of humor.

Ended the first set the same way...& no, it's not a theme!!!

Eirteacher comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I got kicked off of farmersonly.com

& no, I haven't named them,...I'm not THAT attached...

Eirteacher comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Sounds like a Montana joke.

True that.

Eirteacher comments on Feb 22, 2019:

My favorite answer is "If we don't sin. Hey-sues died for nothing.

Homophobes beware

Eirteacher comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Perfect for Mike Pence.

$6.99? A bargain!

Eirteacher comments on Mar 20, 2019:

It's all I dream about.

Party like it's 1787?

Eirteacher comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Now those guys knew how throw a party.

Some people never change.

Eirteacher comments on Mar 29, 2019:

They are now known as tRump supporters.

Found my Spirit Bird....,

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2019:

I like them already.

Well, heck....

Eirteacher comments on Apr 22, 2019:

As they say in Utah, "Oh fetch".

Craiglist eat your heart out....

Eirteacher comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Craigslist bargan

I love the optimism.....

Eirteacher comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Hold my beer.

one of this is keep circulating around my back patio , and , he even brought his cousins and in laws...

Eirteacher comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Trust me if you get a tRumpo scarecrow the crow will die laughing and your little lap muffin will shit all over you in fright.

Is that hair gel?

Eirteacher comments on May 2, 2019:

Something about Mary

Should be an interesting sermon

Eirteacher comments on May 23, 2019:

These idiots think the Flintstones is a documentary.

He's not wrong. People, what a bunch of wankers.

Eirteacher comments on May 23, 2019:

"Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson, warned us about this.

Life imitates art

Eirteacher comments on May 23, 2019:

tRumps constituents.

I had to reread this like four times.....

Eirteacher comments on May 23, 2019:

What Yet Although Then Rarely Never

Someone is trying to cut down on the water bill

Eirteacher comments on May 25, 2019:

Urinal at the tRump Tower.

Monday Morning Meow.

Eirteacher comments on May 28, 2019:

Cats do that. Be careful.

Dude looks like a lady....

Eirteacher comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Still looking good.

Peppa Pig and a tiny rant.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2019:

That answers a lot of questions.

Excuse me while i go off on a Tanjent.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Only Trig function I could remember was: Suzy can tell Oscar has a hard on always

Fill 'er up!

Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Drive up douche.

Who makes the pies?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 7, 2019:

MMMMM Hair Pie

The Antichrist's mailbox.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 8, 2019:

You ask. Why does The Anti-Christ need two mail boxes? Well it's none of tour bees wax.

All Dolled up the show

Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Damn Russians

It's evolution baby... [facebook.com]

Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Best fireworks ever. Except for all the dead people.

I always get the last one

Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2019:

But he is such a good boy.

What in the actual fuck?

Eirteacher comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Cock of the Walk.

Stole this shit from FB

Eirteacher comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Vote out the Turd Nov.3rd

When pun is no fun.

Eirteacher comments on Jun 25, 2019:

She's a hotie

Teach the children well

Eirteacher comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Be smart enough not to report the find.

A dysfunctional walk down memory lane

Eirteacher comments on Jul 5, 2019:

One out three. I knew about AOL

Massive wasp nests as big as a car are appearing in Alabama (again) [www-m.cnn.com]

Eirteacher comments on Jul 5, 2019:

If my wife gets stung to death by a swarm of wasps in Alabama is she still my sister?

Shiny, Captain.

Eirteacher comments on Jul 7, 2019:

They interviewed some forth graders and asked them how many airport were in operation during the Revolutionary War. The answered NONE. And they did not need teleprompters,

Wow! That was close!

Eirteacher comments on Jul 7, 2019:

That was close

Capitalism 101

Eirteacher comments on Jul 7, 2019:

That's a Semester's worth of information in Business Law

A classic...

Eirteacher comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Your hired.

Who would of thunk it????

Eirteacher comments on Jul 23, 2019:

What car?

I can't wait until they make the movie out of this one!

Eirteacher comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Still better then hooking up with a trumper.

Bet you didn't know that!

Eirteacher comments on Aug 9, 2019:

This meme got blocked from Facebook this afternoon. Assholes.

I'd scream, too.

Eirteacher comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Trumpo trying to grab her.

Very exciting

Eirteacher comments on Aug 21, 2019:

He looks older then 25.

🤔🤔 What type is he?

Eirteacher comments on Aug 22, 2019:

I would have said Oh, Oh, Oh

When I want to feel better about myself

Eirteacher comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I was a volunteer docent at the Railroad and Mining Museum in Helper Utah. The young boy was about ten. The photo was taken at a mine near Price Utah It was common for boys this age to work twelve hour shifts sorting rocks from coal. The round container on his side was his lunch box and he is wearing a carbide lamp. These kids grew up early. They got paid by the ton and their fathers kept the money. So much for child labor.

🤪😜👻💀☠️👺🤡💩🎃🎃

Eirteacher comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Alabama limousine.

Got you to read it.

Eirteacher comments on Aug 30, 2019:

The only Japanese I ever learned to say was suckahotchi.

21st century nursery rhymes

Eirteacher comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Old Mrs. Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own.

How to keep your man warm:

Eirteacher comments on Sep 15, 2019:

I need this for those cold Montana winters.