this sort of thinking is known as doctrine of signatures, it has been debunked since the third or fourth century, but holds on because people find patterns in things were they don't exist.

The pic on the right explains a couple odd dates I've had. Youch!

If there's any doubt Christianity spreads misogyny.

Some people sure have a wild imagination...wonder what else he has created out of ‘whole clothe?’ Coming through the birth canal, left an indelible mark on him!

I guess that's one way to justify it.

Some people...

I guess I'll just have to go to bed knowing that I'm evil. Okay.

A number of years ago a movie (I think it was "Hawaii" ) came out about a missionary being sent to bring Christianity to the savages. However, he had to first take a wife, which he did. It came time to consummate the marriage and he cut a hole in a sheet and put it over her before climbing on top. Sounds like something this guy would do. The thought of same sex, sex would probably give him apoplexy. It would interesting to see the comments.

I don't know about anybody else but that shit is just HOT! Makes me want to fuck Old Nick right in the mouth.

Believe what you want but this is just bullshit........... No god & no satan......

I mean this is known to be accurate with all those pictures of the devil we have taken. The proof is out there people!!!

sarcasm

Is that why they also taste delicious? Because they look like goats or cows?

[cue eye roll]

And...does this WINGNUT eat beef? Goat? Wonder what he thinks about nocturnal emissions?

He must have forgotten that his lord and savior was born of a woman as well, so that means Jesus was born into sin from the devil! Also the father of Jesus, (god, lol) would have had to impregnate his mother Marry and therefore would be impregnating her through her reproductive organs (Satan). Furthermore when their god told the Jews in the old testament they could have multiple wives in order to populate the earth he would be giving them permission to have sex with and reproduce through Satan. If this guy was right, then I choose Satan because sex is just too much fun.

Please tell me you are NOT going to reproduce.

Bwah ha ha ha!!!!!!

Where his comment on the world is flat because we don't fall off of it.

So, I’ve just been getting a bj from Satan all these years?

Another case of... Not even gonna

Don't worry..his DNA is destined to be removed from the gene pool.