Just tell the priest that it's an altar boy…

Now that is bondage! LOL! 50 Shades of Gingerbread?

I don't get it! What's so bad about a clown in his underwear with his overall straps crossed and wears a lot of jewelry?

Is it the underwear thing?

I'd like to see what the gingerbread house looks like!

Oooooh Nooooooo! I’m Mr. Sluggo’s bitch!

My cookies would make the day of a few parishioners

Me neither.

This reminds me of a former neighbor who used to make anatomically correct gingerbread people for the holidays. They were fantastic.

Oh my kinky friend HAAHAHAHHAAAH

Did you remind the pastor of a time that he wanted to forget

For the poster and the commenters. I like you people

I can't see the problem

Hilarious!!!!! I suppose the butt plug is hidden!!

something similair happened here

That's one way of getting out of it.

That must have went over real good with the church bake sale LMAO

Sad the Church frowns on the finger licking good

good for you. now you can use that time for something that is more meaningful to you even if in the beginning that becomes making cookies for the nearby homeless people or the local girl scout troop fund raiser. suddenly you have more truth in your life and that is always a good thing. enjoy that truth!!

Bahahahahahaha!

LOL

I have a funny story from my childhood that relates to kinky desserts!
I'm a military brat and as a young teen my dad was stationed in Naples Italy. The base is a "Support Activity".... Basically to support U.S. ships when they are in port.

My scout troop desperately needed new tents. We had huge heavy canvas tents that were possibly British surplus from the days of Lawrence of Arabia. They had buttons instead of zippers! AMISH TENTS!!!

The tents sucked and my dad scored the troop a good deal on some modern lightweight tents from someone like Eddie Bauer or L.L. Bean. Problem was it was still a lot of money for the 15, 20, or more tents they wanted us to buy for the big discount. The tents were a pretty steep investment for the troop.

Of course someone floated the idea of bake sale.

We could sell homemade goodies to the young homesick sailors down at the docks heading back to the USS Saratoga or USS Kennedy after their shore leave!!!

Honestly, I can't remember who's mom was the crafty one, but when everyone else showed up with brownies, cupcakes, and cookies..... One mom showed up with cakes shaped like female torsos, complete with 3d cake boobies. Pinkish icing for skin, and bikinis of various colors.

There was a furious bidding war for the cakes. The moms recognized the gold mine!!! I mean there are like 4000 guys on a carrier!
All the moms learned how to make the "babe" cakes.... And some were even given nude icing jobs!!! Use your imagination, but sailors could pick brunette or blonde cakes!

The 6th fleet paid for our new tents in short order!!! Boy Scouts of America TransAtlantic Council Troop 007's new tents... paid for with 'nudie' cakes!

I never get asked even at work because they know I have Celiac Disease and multiple food allergies. My coworkers think I'll bring cardboard. I brought gluten free chocolate brownies without soy, and no one knew they were my recipe until I told them... After they ate all of them!

Lol...

I Wonder what the ginger bread man's save word is?????

Had it been made of another material we could've dubbed it "50 shades of Clay!" Oh Nooooooo ....