Ask them what they’d like to drink vodka, gin, whiskey or scotch? That probably wouldn’t work with a Catholic as they do a lot of drinking.

I politely ask them to leave my property, and refuse any handouts.

Just say no

I attempt to be polite. It's up to them if I remain that way.

Generally a polite turn down. If they start to get Aggresive then I return it at a lower level.

I had a male friend who answered his door in the buff. That took care of it.

I usually say, "I am not interested," and close the door. Once when two young Bible thumpers asked if they could dome in, I just said, NO" and shut the door.

I don't answer the door. If I am not expecting someone I'm not very likely to answer. No one that knows me is going to show up without letting me know. Those that might show up without notice have the code to the garage door. I get a lot of pest control people, realtors, replacement window people, kids selling school crap, magazine sales people, and Satellite TV sales people. I don't want to talk to them or buy their crap.

Release the hounds.

I grill them until they run away crying.

I grill them until they run away crying.

I can think of all kinds of scenarios that are amusing to concider but ultimately I just say, “I’m not interested” ...at which point I feel like I’ve missed a great opportunity

I just say to them in a rough and irritated voice, "whaddayou want"? This works for all undesirables haha. They usually respond "nothing" and walk away

Don't answer the door! NOT HOME! Or say you don't understand English, you are from Siberia.

In the past I would answer and say no thank you because I am such a polite person ?. But my "kindness" was seen as a means for them to continue talking. So now I peak through the blinds and say Im not home.