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The biggest miracle Jesus ever pulled off was having 12 close friends in his 30's.

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'Alms for an ex leper, alms for an ex leper'.......oh sorry wrong one! smile001.gif

ipdg77 Level 8 July 26, 2018

and a whore.



Hitchens Level 8 July 21, 2018

In all fairness, he WAS able to turn water to wine... That, at any age, is bound to get you some friends.

Benthoven Level 8 July 21, 2018

His secret there, was he put magic mushrooms in the water.

BFF status!


Would it be appropriate on this site to say "Amen"? smile009.gifsmile009.gif

Lavergne Level 7 July 21, 2018

I go with "R'amen" smile001.gif


Lmao so true

Sheannutt Level 9 July 21, 2018

Ahhhhh, no. Jesus led a CULT and those were FOLLOWERS, not friends.

LucyLoohoo Level 8 July 21, 2018

I don't think I ever had 12 close friends.

Me either




Eleven... ????

IamNobody Level 8 July 21, 2018

Good one!

@MissKathleen oh I could dwell on this one..... Since my younger days, always read the story between the lines as Jesus being an asshole for setting Judas up to fail and then punish him for it. I know its just a story but what really got me was the fact that everyone would develop hate towards someone completely unknown and that's exactly the intent of the message but no one saw it like that. To whoever I did dare to discuss as a young inquiring mind, in their eyes I was the weird one.... Maybe I was Judas in a previous life !!

@IamNobody Oh, please don’t dwell. I do recall having similar thoughts, but it would have been a waste of time to try to discuss it with the adults. There were so many other issues I needed to question authority on and get reprimanded, for religion I just bided my time until I left home.

Everybody is a friend of Jesus. Nobody really special.

@Castlepaloma you pick your friends, I'll pick mine.

Using Christian irony

@Castlepaloma Got it, ok


I guess it was too good to be true!

brentan Level 8 July 21, 2018

Lol! Sad but true.

Marcie1974 Level 8 July 21, 2018
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