What's the atheist equivalent of 'OMG'?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I still say ‘Christ on a cracker’
Cassiopeia
Level 6
May 27, 2018
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I have eaten Christ "the" cracker (that snack was the best part of church), but never on a cracker.
@Sticks48 it may be a peculiarly British saying; here a cracker can be one of two things, a Christmas table decoration that contains a little gift, paper hat and bad joke, or a savoury biscuit you put cheese on. I like them with a good blue cheese.
FMS F*** Me Sideways
273kelvin
Level 8
Jan 11, 2018
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I should warn you, if you're going to try that position, be careful or you'll get rug burn... um... a friend told me.
ah yes, the side ways fcuk, legs have to be manouvred just right so there is free movement 
um I mean I am told
OMG. Lack of belief doesn't remove me from my culture.
RobAnybody
Level 7
Jan 11, 2018
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My favorite What the Fuck! Though I am a Social worker and am discouraged to say Fuck- so say WTF. There are just too many WTF moments daily in my job.
gigihein
Level 8
May 27, 2018
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The funny thing about working in the social work field is being discouraged from swearing while all along you know damn well that the clients have far worse language!
@ghost_warlock True and often they are in a place that WTF doesnt quite speak to it. Theirs are more like Fuck me dead moments. One of my old favorites that I thought was funny until on line dating came about.
My all time favorite Oh my fucking god
And the more reserved one the one that got me suspended from FB....
jesus cocksucking christ 
CeciRosane60
Level 7
Jan 11, 2018
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Holy Cows On Crosses! What? It's gonna be a hit! I am sure of it!
JohnnyThorazine
Level 7
Jan 11, 2018
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@MrLizard Me!
For me it's WTF
DelilahJones33
Level 6
Jan 21, 2018
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Delilah Jones was the mother of twins
Two times over and the rest were sins
Raised eight boys, only I turned bad
Didn't get the lickin's that the other ones had
Oh my out-moded-belief-system is too hard to say, so I just stick with oh my god and follow up with 'fuck you' when someone tries to play mister clever-dick by pointing out I don't believe in gods.
DobbinPitch
Level 6
Jan 19, 2018
1
lol good!
Oh my F-ing god.
Sarahroo29
Level 8
Jan 11, 2018
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Here is one I like.
Now that one rolls off my tongue.
Great scott!!
Zoidburg
Level 5
Jan 11, 2018
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Great Caesar's ghost. (Perry White)
Oh my stars??...lol
vnufall
Level 7
Jan 11, 2018
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Ha, reminds me of a teacher I had who would say, "Oh my stars and garters!" To this day I have no idea where that phrase came from.
I found this, so I guess it has nothing to do with astronomy or hoserie: [phrases.org.uk]
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