What do you do better than anyone else?
I am widely regarded as a leading expert on beating California traffic tickets. The other two top experts recently retired.
I run an open mic with the best sound of any open mic in the LA/OC area.
I cook a great vegan chili.
I write fun protest songs and perform them accompanying myself on ukulele.
I design T-shits.
I'm the best me I can be.
Wonderful
I am better at being me than all of the impostors.
I think quickly on my feet...I remember hundreds of small facts daily, and I am killer at researching. I also make it a point to increase my vocabulary and love finding news way to use fun, perhaps obscure, words in daily conversations. I am abysmally lacking in being humble...(see what I did there? ha ha)
Sounds like you have a sharp, quick mind.
@Redcupcoffee lol I also like being sarcastic and a bit self-deprecating
Attract mosquitoes.
Nah. I guarantee I'm better!
add me to that list......they find me the instant I walk out the door.
@Byrdsfan local mosquitoes love me
But you don't live in Canada1 Were you in Alaska you might see proper hoards but here in BC and Yukon we learned to accept mosquitoes as part of summer. Luckily many of us become immune to the consequent itch!
Every time I think I'm really good at something, somebody shows up and does it better. So I won't claim to be the best, but I'm a pretty good singer, I'm a damn good waitress, and I'm a fantastic kisser.
That's a pretty good resume ... i'd employ you ?
Procrastinate.... And many other things I will list later.
Yeah I forgot about procrastinating but i’ll get on that tomorrow
In my work, there are some things I do better than anyone else. Outside of work, I have a lot to learn...
Mama and Grammy.
That is the most loving and selfless role you could ever have. Thank you for your role in society, you are creating the citizens of tomorrow.
@Redcupcoffee Thank you! I did have good material to work with and my adult children are amazing citizens and really good people, my proudest accomplishment is their upbringing. Being a grandmother is just far beyond what I ever imagined it would be. This IS what life is about.
@HippieChick58 My grandmother is not with me (physically) anymore but she did raise me, I wonder what she thought of me and what I would grow up to be when she cared for me, I wonder if she's proud of me....I wonder what it's like to love a grandchild.
@Redcupcoffee Grandchildren are amazing. I love my kids, but the depth of love for my grandchildren takes my breath away. I am sure your grandmother would be proud of you. As far as I can tell you are a wonderful person, kind, and intelligent. That is what we want, for our offspring to be good people. Forget riches, fame, good looks. We want good people, that is what matters. I tell my kids all the time how proud of them I am. And when SamSam and Austin are old enough to understand I will tell them the same.
I can remember better than anyone I know. I even remember where my lockers were in school 60 years ago. I remember peoples faces very well. My answer to this is "Memory". Just recently at 74, it has begun to rust, due to age I suspect, but all my life I could depend on my memory to be correct. It was a good thing to have in the law enforcement end of my job.
Wow this is genius level stuff. I've heard of people like you. Is this inherited, or do you work on it?
@Redcupcoffee Inherited, could do it as a small kid. My father could recite long speeches made years ago by famous people. He was dyslexic, couldn't read at all. But he listened to records of speeches and memorize them in German, French and English. I got through college that way. I listened to recordings of lectures over and over, then was tested verbally and got it all correct. I am called a "compensated dyslexic", by the professionals. I can read, but it is very slow figuring it out. My father claimed he was a genius, but I don't think so. Four out of five of his children have dyslexia. I'm the only one who can remember details and the only girl. Thanks for your interest. I would like to say to you, @Redcupcoffee, I've noticed you have the most beautiful face in all of Agnostic.com. You are a live doll
Scream at the sight of a roach . I CAN RESURRECT the dead better and faster than jesus boy .
There are several ways to interept that last statement. I'll play safe and go with the professional nurse thang ?
@SimonCyrene ???????
Find the crazies.
Hahahaha! Oh ya? Hahaha
@Capnblu I'm eerily consistent with this skill. Eerily.
I've married most of them
Keep my nose out of other peoples business
That is an admirable talent.
@Donotbelieve and I appreciate when people keep their nose out of mine as well
@jc2018 I concur!
With the blood thinners I am on, I can bleed better than all of you ???
I'm extremely anaemic, I challenge you!
Witty repartee, or so I’m told. Useless skill. What about you?
Being witty is a wonderful quality.
Loving and caring for my girlfriend Jenn.
Seriously this is truly wonderful
@Gooniesnvrdie Why? Loving and caring for another human being is barf-worthy? What the hell is wrong with you?
i am the best allegorical thinker i know. i see connections between things. on a practical level this is not as useful as you may think, but it isn't as useless as it looks either.
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It sounds incredibly useful, like an engineer.
@Redcupcoffee oh i hope so! but in different circumstances )
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I think I do a pretty job of helping people in my community
Charity begins at home.
Turn lemons into lemonade...
Positivity is the wonderful quality to have
@Redcupcoffee and then we put a little vodka in the lemonade and have a little fun....